was sitting hereââ
âDean Paulâs show is about to be cancelled any minute,â Tilly cut in. âWhich means Iâm now the major breadwinner for this family. As if I need any additional pressure! Thank God my parents bought us this apartment. Otherwise, I donât know what weâd do. Cantaloupe needs stability at this age. I couldnât bear a move right now. Are you nervous about tomorrow?â
Simone had scarcely thought about it. Her first official day to report to the set of The Beehive . All she really cared about was the regular income and the chance that maybeâjust maybeâit would lead to some kind of lucrative long-termspokesmodel gig, even if it was with a budget retailer like Kohlâs that merchandised apparel in large sizes. âI havenât really thought about it until now.â
âPromise that youâll call and tell me everything ,â Tilly insisted.âI want to know what she looks like without makeup. My guess is that she has bad skin like Cameron Diaz.â
Simone rolled her eyes skyward and refilled her Chardonnay. She was Emma Ronson, Dean Paulâs most recent ex. As always,Tillyâs inquiry about Simoneâs life really had everythingto do with Tilly.
BEEP. The sound was precisely the exit opportunity that Simone needed. âSomeoneâs calling on the other line.â
âOh, well, I canât talk anyway. Itâs time for Cantaloupeâs Japanese language lesson.â
Simone tensed at the sight of UNKNOWN CALLER on her cellular display. She hesitated, then realized that it could be one of her credit card companies calling back with a change of heart, so she answered abruptly. âHello?â
There was no response. But in the background she heard what sounded like bar noise.
âHello?â
Still nothing. Finally, the line went dead.
Tears sprang to Simoneâs eyes as she slammed the phone shut. âCrazy son of a bitch!â
It did not matter that she had changed her number six times in as many months. He always found a way to get to her.
Damn Tommy Robb. Damn him to hell!
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And you thought The View once had its share of dysfunctions. No set is in need of an on-the-premises therapistquite like that new show generatingoodles of honey buzz. One cohost was recently dumped by her ex. That ex is now dating another cohost, who is still smarting from her breakup with Americaâs prince. Another cohost is the new BFF of Americaâs prince. And still another cohost is BFF to Americaâs princeâs new wife. Got it? If not, start from the top and read again.
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Sutton
Three soft knocks rapped the dressing room door.
âWhat is it?â Sutton snapped.
Jay Lufkin poked his head inside. âThey need you in hair and makeup.â
Sutton glared at him. âHave them come to me. Iâm not sitting in the same room with her.â
Jay sighed. âYouâre about to share a set withââ
âThatâs something I have to do,â Sutton cut in. âDonât get the two issues confused.Tell Joey and Olivia Iâm ready wheneverthey are.â She turned her attention to the background material for todayâs guests. âAre you serious about these Japanese twins?â
âFaith Hill has a sinus infection,â Jay explained. âThis is an eleventh-hour save.â
Sutton gave him a withering look.
âOkay, save may not be the right word. But âBee in Our Bonnetâ is already running for two segments.We need them.â
âGood-bye, Jay,â Sutton sang dismissively without so much as a glance upward.
Mio and Mako Kometani were the identical twin daughtersof a billionaire industrialist father and celebrated in their country of origin for being crowned Miss Japan (Mio one year, Mako the very next) and successfully marketing a line of products ranging from noodles to bust