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thanksgiving,
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coupon,
black friday
had blossomed since sheâd begged me to introduce them a few months back. âGreat thinking.â
Griff nodded in agreement, confirming my suspicions with the vaguest hint of his dimpled smile.
At the same moment, Alan helped the shaken husband to his feet and led him over to the body. Neither were particularly tall, but the poor man looked a good six inches shorter with his shoulders crumpled and head down.
Joyce dabbed her wide-open eyes and hugged a teary Barb.
I bit the inside of my cheek to keep myself from crying.
Frank, who already had one arm around a sobbing Eloise, slipped the other around my shoulder.
Griff simply shook his head.
As we stood, numb and in stunned silence, Alan left the husband in the care of a fellow polo-shirted employee and made his way over to the linens aisle, where Anastasia Chastain and (more important) the camera had a nearly unobstructed view of the accident. Following a brief conversation, Anastasia and the cameraman, who had to already have enough footage for an Emmy-worthy report, packed up and relocated.
Alan stood dabbing his forehead with a handkerchief from his pocket as the stretcher made its way toward Mrs. Piggledy. With none of his trademark salesman-swagger, he followed behind, stopping beside us.
âSir,â he said, offering his hand to Mr. Piggledy. âI canât tell you how sorry I am.â
âAccidents happen,â Mr. Piggledy said.
âNot in my store.â Alan shook his head. âNot like this.â
Griffâs walkie-talkie blipped and a scratchy voice announced: âCoronerâs here.â
Alan rubbed his temples. âThis is just getting worse and worse.â
âWhy did they call in a coroner?â Joyce asked. âOn the CSI shows theyââ
âCall in a coroner on all fatalities to make a determination as to cause of death,â Griff recounted, undoubtedly from his rookie manual. âStandard procedure.â
LâRaine smiled like heâd recited one of Shakespeareâs love sonnets.
The stretcher pulled up beside Mrs. Piggledy.
âReady?â the EMT asked.
âIâll need to lead everyone out of here along with Mrs. Piggledy,â Griff said, clipping his still squawking radio back onto his utility belt. âSo the area can be secured.â
âAnd I need to get back over there,â Alan said, looking like heâd rather be headed anywhere else. He handed Mr. Piggledy a business card. âPlease keep me posted on your wifeâs condition.â
âNo worries,â Mrs. Piggledy said. âIâll be back on the trick horses in no time.â
âBut, honey,â Mr. Piggledy rubbed her cheek, âyouâve never ridden the horses.â
âDetails,â she winced, as she was loaded onto the stretcher. âPlease come to Higgledyâs wedding Saturday night,â she announced to the crowd. âAll of you!â
With the glimmer of his wifeâs usual sparkle, Mr. Piggledy looked ever so slightly relieved. âEverythingâs going to be okay.â
Alan simply shook his head.
I felt almost as awful for him as I did for kind-faced Kathy and her grieving husband.
When heâd first contacted me about advertising on my blog, Alan spent our initial phone call proudly recounting the history of Baderâs Bargain Barn, starting with its humble beginnings as his grandfatherâs five-and-dime. He talked about how his father had expanded into a small local department store. How he himself had worked beside his dad all the way through high school, growing the company into a discount retailer during his college years, and even getting an MBA to help keep his beloved family enterprise competitive in the cutthroat world of franchises, chains, and superstoresâall of which not only anticipated but depended on Black Friday for their highest traffic and sales receipts of the entire holiday season. Including Bargain