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Barn.
âIs there anything I can do to help?â I asked.
âI donât know that thereâs anything anyone can do.â Alanâs shoulders sagged that much more. âNot sure how we can survive a hit like this.â
Before I could think of anything else to say, Alan turned and seemed to be forcing his legs to move.
A few seconds later, I was following Mrs. Piggledyâs stretcher down the central aisle. Making our way toward the awaiting ambulance, I couldnât help but feel like we were on a maudlin parade route. But instead of ticker tape, there were gasps, tears, and comments filling the air.
Oh God, is it her neck?
How bloody is she?
She doesnât look nearly as bad as you might have expected â¦
âEverythingâs under control, folks,â Frank announced in his most dulcet newscaster voice. âIf youâll all just step back, we need to let the paramedics get this lady off to the hospital so she can be fixed up as quickly as possible.â
Somehow he managed to maintain an air of gravitas and still seem living-room-familiar as conjecture about the accident and the nature of the injuries died down and the inevitable whispers about spotting local celebrity Frank Finance began to swirl around him.
Heâs better looking in person than I expected.
Shorter though, huh?
They usually are.
Isnât that the wife he ⦠?
Mrs. Frugalicious!
âThis is horrifying,âJoyce said.
I couldnât have agreed more. âWhat are people going to say when they wheel outââ
âTheyâre going to have to take her out a side entrance,â Barb said.
âThat, or close down the store,â Griff said.
Craig appeared at the juncture of the middle aisle and the main corridor.
âHoney!â Joyce threw her arms around him. âThank God, youâre safe!â
âMom, Iâm fine,â he said eyeballing LâRaine, who, with a healthy extra thirty pounds in a lot of the right places, struck me as definitely more his type than Griffâs.
âDo you really think theyâre going to close down Bargain Barn?â I finally asked, after Joyce decided she was satisfied by her visual scan of Craig.
âHow can they not?â Eloise said. âThereâs a dead body totally lying over there.â
We watched together in a kind of morbid silent agreement as the EMTs navigated Mrs. Piggledyâs stretcher out the door and into an ambulance. Still, I couldnât help but think about Alan and the seemingly fatal collateral damage to his beloved family business.
âIsnât the accident scene pretty much contained now?â I finally asked, once Mrs. Piggledy was well on her way to the hospital.
âYes, or it will be soon,â Griff said.
âI donât mean to be indelicate or anything,â Craig said, âbut if they do close, how am I going to get the TV or any of the other stuff I was hoping to buy tonight?â
âMost people, at least in the Frugarmy line, didnât get to make any of their purchases at all,â LâRaine added.
Despite how close LâRaine stood to Griffâor, more accurately, to his holsterâCraig flashed a smile that said concerned agreement but meant I like âem blond and buxom.
I watched as a group of women in telltale bargain shopping garb 13 rushed past us and disappeared into the crowd-free aisles on the west side of the store.
âIt is the biggest shopping night of the year, and people have been gearing up for it for months.â I glanced over at the register lines, where the cashiers looked downright confused about what to do next. âNot to mention the stores.â
It wasnât even officially Black Friday yet and not only had a member of my Frugarmy died at an event Iâd encouraged her to attend, in a line made up entirely of devotees to Mrs. Frugalicious, but my best sponsor might well have suffered a fatal blow in the
Naomi Mitchison Marina Warner