lose my grip on the beam. I try to grab somethingâanythingâbut gravity takes over.
The next three seconds are the longest three seconds of my life.
As I fall, Iâm laid out flat. If I hit the water like this, itâll be the belly flop that was heard around the world. How painful will that be?
Then, just like they taught us in diving lessons, I quickly pull my knees up to my chest, tuck in my chin, and somersault in the air. When it feels like Iâm the right way up, I straighten my body out.
I hit the water feet first. Water shoots up my nose, my arms are thrown up above my head, and my swim trunks give me a giant wedgie.
I donât care. Thanks to my diving lessons, I didnât do the worldâs biggest belly flop.
But now, Iâm deep under the water with bubbles swirling around me. Maybe I should have done a belly flop. My feet havenât touched bottom, and itâs dark. Really dark. I look up and see the wobbly glimmer of the sun through the water.
I need air, so Iâd better get to the surface, and fast, or elseâ¦
I flail my arms and legsâ¦kicking and thrashing⦠thrashing and kickingâ¦the light getting brighter by the secondâ¦my chest feeling like itâs about to burstâ¦kicking and thrashingâ¦thrashing and kickingâ¦untilâ¦my head breaks the surface! I gasp for air, panting and puffing and trying to keep my head above water.
I swim toward the shore, thrashing my arms and legs, but by the time I reach the riverbank, Iâve been swept downriver and the bridge is out of sight. I flop onto some grass, with my arms over my head as I try to catch my breath. My body feels like a huge blob of Jell-Oâexcept for my right hand, which is still tightly clenched. I slowly uncurl my fingers. There, in the palm of my hand, is the bolt.
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T he boltâs not going to leave my hand until itâs inside my Box of Shocks. Not even for a second.
After hiking back through the bushes to the beach, I grab my flip-flops, jump on Stuartâs old bike and ride all the way back to the farm. I hold on to the handlebars with my left hand. My right hand is still clutching the bolt.
Stuart follows on his new bike, yammering the whole way. âYou sure were lucky the police didnât stop when you jumped off the bridge, Oliver. Maybe they didnât see you, or they were on a call to something more important like a bank robbery or something. Did you hear me, Oliver?â
Stuart can babble on all he likes. All I can think about is my deadliest stunt yet, and how Iâm going to be adding this amazing shock to my Box of Shocks.
I consider putting the bolt in my left hand or in my pocket, but I donât trust my left hand as much as my right, and there might be holes in my pocket. No, the bolt will stay in my right hand until itâs safely inside my Box of Shocks. Thatâs all there is to it.
At supper that night, Iâm still clutching the bolt when I sit down for supper with Uncle Ned, Aunt Jean and Stuart. This makes eating a little awkward, but I donât care.
âYou know, itâs a lot easier to eat corn on the cob if you use both hands, Oliver,â Aunt Jean says.
âItâs okay, Aunt Jean. I always find that corn tastes better if you eat it with one hand.â
Aunt Jeanâs eyebrows wag up and down. She and Mom are very different, but one thing they do share is pickiness about table manners.
After supper itâs always my job to clear the table. Because Iâm using just one hand, I have to make twice as many trips to the kitchen. Stuart rolls his eyes, but he doesnât say anything. If he did squeal to his mom and dad about me jumping off the Pegasus Valley Bridge, Aunt Jean would blame him for letting me do such a dangerous thing in the first place. For his own good, Stuart knows the best thing is to keep his mouth shut.
That night I wrap my right hand in Scotch tape so I wonât lose my grip