me. The past year as an eighth graderâwith jerks like Jeremy gone to the realm of high schoolâhad been blissful. But here he was now, an in-your-face reminder of what was waiting for me when I started high school the next week.
Jeremy cocked his chin at me. âYou got a problem?â I think it was supposed to look tough, but as he was dressed to match Brian with the added bonus of an electric-green hairnet, I just couldnât bring myself to be afraid. In fact, all of a sudden, I was laughing. It came out like a little snort at first, then a foot stomp, then I was doubled over trying to catch my breath between howls.
Other customers in the restaurant began to join me. Iâve been told I have a contagious laugh, which can be a problem when youâre a nervous laugher anyway. I had everyonerolling in the pews at my great-auntâs funeral. My dad was so pissed.
Iâm sure thatâs all it wasâmy contagious laughâthat had the whole restaurant twittering, but Jeremy sure seemed to think it was at his expense. His face turned as red as the beets on my salad, and the sight of his glowing skin under that green hair net was too much. I finally just left my salad on the counter and laughed all the way out the front door, gasping for air.
I was a little too winded for the walk home, so I called my mom to pick me up and told her Iâd meet her in the parking lot behind the Salad Stop. I took a seat on a concrete bumper in front of one of the three tiny parking spots in the walled lot. Iâd only been waiting a minute when I heard a car pull into the cramped space.
That was fast!
I looked upânot my momâs Range Rover, just some Mustang.
Suddenly, a bunch of doors were opening at once. Both the driverâs and passengerâs doors of the Mustang flew open as the back door of the Salad Stop banged against the stucco wall, shaking paint and plaster loose in a fine stream of dust. The faces came too fast to take in all at once. All I had time to register were four garish Salad Stop uniforms and two kids around Jeremyâs age in regular clothes, and then they were on me.
They circled my little concrete curb so tight, I couldnât get up.
âNow whoâs going to be sorry?â Jeremy hissed. I noticed he had removed his hair net.
âWhatâs this fat ass doing at a salad bar anyway?â one of the boys from the car asked.
âNot paying, for one thing,â a guy in a uniform snarled. He looked older than all the othersâmaybe too old for high school even.
âI didnât take the food,â I said, and felt ashamed to hear my voice shaking.
âWell, we canât exactly put it back in the bar, can we?â
âIâll give you money.â I scrambled for my wallet.
âThis ainât no robbery, Sasquatch!â The uniformed guy sounded offended. âKeep your wallet.â
âThen what do you want?â I asked.
Jeremy stepped closer, tightening the circle. âWe want you to apologize to Brian.â
âHey, leave me out of it.â
Brian came into focus over Jeremyâs shoulder. He was apart from the offensive circle, checking over his shoulder so often it looked like a twitch.
âDude, he called you a phone-sex operator!â
âI donât care what he called me. He doesnât owe me an apology.â Then Brian looked directly at me. âYou donât owe me anything, okay? Weâre square.â
âThen apologize to
me
!â Jeremy leaned over me, blocking my view of Brian.
The indignation rising up inside of me was stronger than the fear. It wasnât like these guys were thugs. They were just teenagers, barely older than me, and all quite a bit smaller, come to think of it. Pound for pound, we were almost evenly matchedâall of them against me. That thought floated some courage to my lips.
âIâm not apologizing to you for shit,â I said. âI didnât