âBloody hell, Kate, itâs me that hired you, not the wife.â
So now I knew he had, or had had, a mistress. That was the long shot Iâd have to keep in the back of my mind. Before I could explore this avenue further, the intercom on his desk buzzed. He pressed a button and said, âWhat is it, Sheila?â
âReg Unsworth is here, Mr. Kerr. He says he needs to talk to you.â
âIâm in a meeting, Sheila,â he said irritably.
There were muffled sounds of conversation, then Sheila said, âHe says itâs urgent, Mr. Kerr. He says youâll want to know immediately. Itâs to do with the recalled product, he says.â
âWhy didnât you say so? Send him in.â
A burly man in a brown warehousemanâs coat with a head bald as a boiled egg and approximately the same shape walked in. âSorry to bother you, Mr. Kerr. Itâs about the KerrSter recall.â
âWell, Reg, spit it out,â Kerr said impatiently.
Unsworth gave me a worried look. âItâs a bit confidential, like.â
âItâs all right. Miss Brannigan hereâs from the Health and Safety Executive. Sheâs here to help us sort this mess out.â
Unsworth still looked uncertain. âI checked the records before the returns started coming in. We sent out a total of four hundred and eighty-three gallon containers with the same batch number as the one that there was the problem with. Only ⦠so far, weâve had six hundred and twenty-seven back.â
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Kerr looked gobsmacked. âYou must have made a mistake,â he blustered.
âI double-checked,â Unsworth said. His jaw set in a line as obstinate as his bossâs. âThen I went back down to production and checked again. Thereâs no doubt about it. Weâve had back one hundred and forty-four containers more than we sent out. And thatâs not even taking into account the one that the dead man opened, or ones that have already been used, or people who havenât even heard about the recall yet.â
âThereâs got to be some mistake,â Kerr repeated. âWhat about the batch coding machine? Has anybody checked that itâs working OK?â
âI checked with the line foreman myself,â Unsworth said. âTheyâve had no problems with it, and Iâve seen quality controlâs sheets. Thereâs no two ways about it. We only sent out four hundred and eighty-three. Thereâs a gross of gallon drums of KerrSter that we canât account for sitting in the loading bay. Come and see for yourself if you donât believe me,â he added in an aggrieved tone.
âLetâs do just that,â Kerr said, heaving himself to his feet. âCome on, Miss Brannigan. Come and see how the workers earn a living.â
I followed Kerr out of the room. Unsworth hung back, holding the door open and falling in beside me as we strode down the covered walkway that linked the administration offices with the factory. âItâs a real mystery,â he offered.
I had my own ideas about what was going on, but for the time being I decided to keep them to myself. âThe drums that have been
returned,â I said, âare they all sealed, or have some of them already been opened?â
âSome of them have been started on,â he said. âThe batch went out into the warehouse the Tuesday before last. Theyâll probably have started taking it out on the Thursday or Friday, going by our normal stockpile levels, so thereâs been plenty of time for people to use them.â
âAnd no one else has reported any adverse effect?â
Unsworth looked uncomfortable. âNot as such,â he said.
Kerr half turned to catch my reply. âBut?â I asked.
Unsworth glanced at Kerr, who nodded impatiently. âWell, a couple of the wholesalers and one or two of the reps had already had containers from that batch