it and Livia couldnât help sliding her hand up and down its smooth shaft before handing over to Jasi.
âItâs called the JimmyJane Eternity.â
Jasi laughed.
âWhat?â Livia asked, amused by her amusement.
âThe nameâJimmy, Jane. Itâs like they wanted to make sure theyâd covered both bases.â
âItâs completely waterproof and the motor is replaceable, thus the name eternity. Itâs the ultimate hybrid of luxury and decadence.â
âAnd how much does this ultimate hybrid cost?â Jasi asked the question Livia had been thinking.
âThe gold is two thousand seven hundred and fifty and the platinum is three thousand two hundred and fifty.â
âDollars? For a vibrator?â The shock in Liviaâs voice matched the look of disbelief on her face. Wow! The adult toy industry was a lot more lucrative than sheâd imagined.
âIt will last you forever, plus itâs pretty enough to display if you wanted to. Kate Moss and Mary-Louise Parker each have one.â
âWell, it sounds like a real star fucker, but this is her first toy; letâs make sure she likes it before we bring out the big guns, âJasi declared, handing the JimmyJane back. âLetâs say we start her off in the rabbit hutch.â
Livia followed the two of them over to the shelves designated to the rabbit vibrators. Even though she didnât own one, sheâd heard about the Rabbit and knew it was popular, information gleaned both from conversations with her friends and also seeing it on reruns of Sex and the City. How sad is it when youâre still getting your sex education from a television show at nearly fifty?
âI got this,â Jasi said, dismissing the sales girl as she pulled a purple dick off the shelf and handed it to her friend. The slightly curved shaft, with its helmet looking head, resembled a penis and was textured and grooved, but thatâs where the lookalike qualities ended. Below the head, the shaft was filled with pearls, and jutting out below the beads was this odd-looking, double-tipped probe(thus the rabbit). It looked more like the clone of some alienâs willie, and unlike the simple dick-and-balls dildos on the next shelf. With the attached control box sporting multiple sets of buttons and flashing indicators, this was a pretty complicated piece of apparatus. And heavy, too. With this thing, Liv could definitely multitaskâwork on her biceps as well as her orgasms.
âLots going on here,â was all Livia managed to say.
âYouâve got in your hand the best-selling and most popular vibrator sold. It twists and turns, and these little vibrating ears, whoo, girl, will become your clitâs BFF! Trust me, thereâs a reason bunnies are always screwing!â
âWhatâs up with the beads?â
âThey spin to stimulate the vaginal walls,â Jasi said, pushing a few buttons and setting the thing off in a noisy frenzy of shakes, shimmies and swirls.
âWhat else do they have?â Livi asked, not sure if even Quincy was ready for such an assault.
They spent the next twenty minutes checking out the Tinkle Me Pink inventory. Jasi showed Livia everything from vibrating ben wa balls to strap-ons to G-spot stimulators. Liv was feeling confused and rapidly getting bored with the whole sex toy escapade. Jasiâs tastes were too out there for a beginner like herself. The term âsimple pleasureâ seemed an apt description for her needs. By the time they ventured into a small side room full of lingerie and other small novelty toys, Livia knew what she didnât want, but was no closer to knowing what she did. She might have been less adventurous and reluctant to explore her sexual side than her friends, but Livi did know a thing or two about her body. If it came down to clit stimulation or penile penetration, the clit won every time. In fact, sheâd never even
Carolyn Keene, Franklin W. Dixon