of traffic. ‘What about the counterfeit cash? Want to get a warrant organized for the guy who bought the car?’
‘Tonight?’ Steel stared at him. ‘Are you mental ? Be after five by the time we get back to the ranch. Get some backshift troglodyte to pick the bugger up. I’m going home.’
‘But—’
‘Don’t make me “La-la-la-la-la” you again.’
7
‘… celebrations outside the offices of McLennan Homes. Back to you in the studio.’
The picture jumped to a balding anchorman with an unfeasible moustache. ‘Thanks, Tim.’ That familiar, blurry photo of Richard Knox they’d used on the front page of the Aberdeen Examiner appeared on the screen. ‘A convicted rapist took up residence in the Grampian Region today…’
Logan turned the sound down, then cracked the ring pull on another tin of Stella. Cold beer after a hot curry. Singing wafted through from the bathroom, Samantha doing her best to murder a Marilyn Manson cover of a Soft Cell version of a Gloria Jones song.
But it was still better than listening to yet another report about Richard Creepy-Pants Knox setting up home in Aberdeen. The anchorman disappeared from the screen, replaced by a lumpy woman mouthing angry somethings at the camera. Probably complaining about Grampian Police mollycoddling perverts when there were drunken yobs hanging about her local community centre.
Logan toasted her with his tin of beer.
Then it was over to the weather. Which apparently was going to be crap for the foreseeable future.
A standard January in the north-east of Scotland, then.
‘What you watching?’
Logan turned to see Samantha standing in the lounge doorway, wearing a pink fluffy bathrobe and a pink towel turban. She even had pink fluffy socks on. ‘You’re looking very goth tonight.’
She stuck her middle finger up at him. ‘Any beer left?’
‘Fridge. And there’s a film coming on at half ten, if you fancy it?’
‘Got an early start tomorrow.’ She plonked herself down on the couch and stole a scoof of his beer. ‘Your mum was on the phone earlier.’
Logan groaned.
‘Relax, I told her you’d died of dysentery.’ Samantha unwrapped the towel from her head, and rubbed at the bright red hair it had been hiding. ‘Oh, and some bloke called Reuben called? Wouldn’t leave a message.’
Fuck…Reuben.
Logan cleared his throat. ‘Didn’t say anything at all?’
‘Nada. Your mum wants us to go round for Sunday lunch to discuss, and I quote, “access to her grandchild”.’
What the hell did Reuben want?
Silence.
‘You know, if you get over your fatal bout of the squits?’
And how the hell did he get their home number?
‘Logan?’
‘Hmm?’ He looked up. ‘Sorry, miles away.’
‘Tell you what,’ said Samantha, undoing the tie on the front of her robe, ‘maybe I’ve got something here that’ll bring you back from the dead…’
‘What’s he doing?’
Mandy wrinkled her nose. ‘Praying, I think.’
Harry peered around the doorway at the figure kneeling in front of the broken three-bar electric fire. The whole housesmelled of damp and mould. Dark and creepy. Dank and creaky. Harry put his hands in his pockets and cleared his throat. ‘He’s a bit…you know? I mean, you saw the papers, right?’
Mandy turned and smiled at him. She was pretty. Brown curly hair. A little black mole at the corner of her mouth. A bit on the chunky side, but that just gave you something to hang onto, didn’t it? Not that Harry would ever say anything. Well, you don’t, do you? Not when you work together like this. But still…she had tremendous knockers.
She punched him on the arm. ‘Worried our boy’s going to find you irresistible?’
‘Ha, ha.’ Harry shifted from one foot to the other. ‘Anyway, Knox likes auld mannies. And in case it skipped your attention, I’m in the prime of my life.’ If you could call a divorced forty-three-year-old man with a receding hairline and expanding waistline in the prime of