view over St. Jamesâs Square from the floor to ceiling windows, one of the few non-original aspects of the buildingâs fascia. JJ walked slowly towards him, hoping to create an atmosphere of casual intent rather than alarm if he had rushed up to the head FX and commodities trader.
âHowâs it going, Fathead?â asked JJ. He thought it would further add to the casualness if he called Toby by his nickname.
Toby looked up. He wasnât surprised to see JJ there. He was on the phone to one of the dealers so put up his arm with one finger raised, not the middle one of course, to signal that heâd be with JJ in a moment. Phone call over. âItâs going well,â said Toby in a voice low enough that neighbours could not hear any detail above the office hubbub. JJ had a small smile as he sipped on his take-away Starbucks double espresso macchiato.
âIâve sold more than two-thirds of the â¬120 million bonds, but I need to pause for a bit. A couple of the more alert dealers asked me if anything was up. I just said we were doing a bit of portfolio rebalancing before year end but that we were maintaining our core holding.â The truth in fact but not spirit thought JJ. âThere is one thing, though,â Toby said. âI havenât seen Yves-Jacques or his list of assets to buy. Have you got it?â
JJâs smile was a tad smaller now. He had seen Yves-Jacques about an hour ago and they had agreed the target buy list. Toby should have had it by now. âGive him a ring, Toby, and ask him to hotfoot it down here no matter what heâs doing. Itâs 8.30am and the clockâs ticking. Weâd better be too.â
Within two or three minutes, Yves-Jacques could be seen scuttling across the trading floor heading for JJ and Toby. Without being obvious about it JJ signalled to the young Frenchman to slow down. Stealth was still the order of the day.
âYves-Jacques, whereâs our list, Toby needs to get cracking?â asked JJ without too much urgency in case it freaked out the young analyst.
âIâve got it here,â he replied, clutching a few pages of hand written instructions. âI was delayed because I decided to re-run your optimisation model program JJ as it might not have been properly set up for relative value trades.â
JJ nodded, he was a good mathematician and econometrician but itâs possible that analytics had progressed since he designed MAMâs portfolio optimisation program three short years ago. âGo on,â said JJ.
âWell, last night or early this morning you mentioned that we should include one other liquid equity market to short as well as the S&P 500. If we had done that in the size we needed to do it, it would have breached the fundâs internal risk rules.â
JJ realised they didnât have time to get down to the nitty gritty of the programâs details now so it was whether or not he trusted Yves-Jacques and whether or not he had a solution to this glitch. âI take it from the fact that youâve not disintegrated into a greasy spot Yves-Jacques that youâre confident youâre right and that you have a recommendation to keep us on track,â said JJ.
âYes, JJ, I do,â replied Yves-Jacques, confidently, seemingly comfortable enough with no more âMr Darkeâ as he addressed JJ. âIf we put on a relative value equity trade, in particular we go long the SMI (Swiss Market Index) and short the MIB (Milano Italia Borsa) we reduce our overall risk, break no rules and we can do it in the same size as before.â
JJ contemplated this recommendation for a few seconds. Switzerland wasnât in the EU or the euro. As such its equities tended to fare a lot better when Eurozone troubles popped up. Italy, by contrast, was in the euro, albeit crying a lot about being in it now and the shares on their stock market, the MIB, would get hammered if the Greek drama