incomprehensible, I wanted to buy a kibbutz and have his babies. Need I tell you Mummy and Daddy were livid.â She turned to a maid who was slouching in the doorway. âJuanita dear, do bring the tea! ⦠Unless youâd rather gin?â
âTea is fine.â
The maid left. Octavia took a huge mouthful of some greenish pudding. âI must warn you that my sister Lavinia will be appearing at any moment. Of course I adore her, but she is â¦â she leaned in close and lowered her voice, â⦠peculiar .â
âIs she?â
âOh yes.â She popped a cookie in her mouth. âIt happened when Daddy died, she quite lost the plot, now she spends all day with Jerome. Iâm quite fond of Jerome, but at a certain age one must refresh oneself. Thatâs why I took up painting, itâs released all my inhibitions.â She gestured vaguely to the huge splattered canvases. âA curator from Vassar came over and pronounced my work arresting . Would you like to know my secret?â
I nodded.
âI paint from my vagina. I just pretend that Iâve chopped my head right off and my id pours onto the canvas like a cosmic orgasm ! My dear, you havenât touched a crumb.â
Juanita/Inez/Maria appeared with a large silver teapot. âThank you, Lupe.â Octavia poured us both tea; it was strong enough to peel paint.
âI wanted to ask you about your boarder, Pavel.â
Octaviaâs whole demeanor changed, she sat up straight and eyeballed me. âPavel has been very naughty.â
âOh?â
âHeâs been spending time with that other woman , that crass little nobody who lives up in the woods somewhere.â
âYou mean Natasââ
She clasped her hands over her ears and cried, â Donât mention that name in my presence!â She lowered her hands to her lap in a great show of restoring her dignity. âWhat you have to understand is that Pavel is the great love of my life. And I of his. He has proposed marriage to me. I, of course, as a lady must, have withheld my consentâI have a duty to uphold my familyâs standards. And so to punish me, heâs undertaken this meaningless dalliance with that tawdry mountain woman. Iâve heard she has enormous feet !â
âNatasha Wolfson is dead.â
Octaviaâs eyes went wide and her mouth dropped open. Then she was still for a long suspended moment. âAre you quite sure? Dead ?â
I nodded.
She stood up and began to pace, a flush of triumph racing up her bosom to her face. âDoes Pavel know?â
âI donât know.â
âI must go find him!â She raced halfway out of the room, turned, came over and lightly cupped my face in her hands, her eyes welled, âYouâre my angel, my Italian-Jewish angel, sent from the heavens or Tel Aviv or wherever â¦â A half-mad smile spread across her face. â Do have some gooseberry pudding!â
Off she sped.
I tried the gooseberry puddingâboy, that is some weird-ass food, slimy and sour, like something theyâd make you eat on a reality show. A maid walked by the doorway, texting. I looked out the picture window at Collier Dentonâs estate on the other side of the barbwire fence. His house was a rambling old stone affair, the kind second-homers swoon over, surrounded by some serious gardens that had gone a bit to seed, when you looked closely the paint on the house was worn and chipped. A high cloud passed over the sun and suddenly the day grew dark and the scene looked forlorn and melancholy.
âRipping good tea here, Jerome.â
I turned to see a mannish woman (she would have been a mannish man, too) walk into the room; her build was similar to her sisterâs but she was wearing a tweed jacket, oxford shirt, tie, wool slacks, and menâs shoes, all of it a bit disheveled and not altogether clean. Her short hair was slicked back but had burst