Daphne Lovelace back to the labyrinth, a wide-peaked red hat plonked fiercely over her forehead. Sunday tea was a disaster: they came, they ate, they went, Misty and RobJenkins and the little Jenkinses â three teenage thugs, in Daphneâs eyes, with tattoos and metal rings in every painful place and iPods that were never off. âThe dogs?â they said. âJust puppies.â The stereo? âIgnore it.â Late-night revelries? âBoys will be boys.â Motorbikes? âA Yammy and a Kawasaki,â said Rob Jenkins as if Daphne should be impressed. âAnd Iâm savinâ up for a Harley,â piped up one of the lesser Jenkinses, and at that point Daphne decided she might as well keep the second Victoria sponge for herself.
The spectre of a long-haired woman drifts out of nowhere as Daphne circles the labyrinth with her eyes down, seeking inspiration, or at least some peace and quiet.
âOh dear. I can feel your pain,â says the woman as she slowly passes on an adjacent path.
âArenât we supposed to keep silent?â whispers Daphne a touch harshly from under her hat.
âI could hear you from over there,â insists the woman, bringing Daphne to a confused halt, protesting, âI havenât said anything.â
âNot you â your soul. Crying out; searching for answers; seeking salvation before you journey into the next world.â
Daphne steps back and lifts her hat to take a close look at the spindly, barefoot, and obviously bra-less middle-aged woman, thinking,
A peony in her hair and a guitar and she could have walked straight here from Woodstock.
âLet me help you, Daphne,â the woman continues as she takes the older womanâs hand and peers into her eyes.
âHow do you know my name?â shoots back Daphne, forgetting that she signed the visitorsâ book at the entrance.
âThe Lord is all-seeing. He has sent me.â
âThatâs good of him,â she says as she looks around praying for help from a less ethereal source. Then the woman hands her a business card and echoes the information.
âAngel Robinson, spiritual guide and psychic,â she says, adding, âGive me a call when youâre ready,â as she drifts away.
âI should get her to contact Maggie and Phil,â muses Daphne half-seriously. âPerhaps she can find out what I did to upset them.â
âI expect nothing â I repeat, nothing â to mar todayâs proceedings, Chief Inspector,â Fox warned Friday morning before leaving to conduct operations at the scene, and as noon approaches, Bliss makes a final check to ensure that everyone is in place.
âItâs in the lap of the gods now,â he says to Sergeant Williams as the pageant begins and he hears the BBC welcoming listeners to âthis monumental occasionâ while reminding them that it was only recently that the Queen was described as the enemy of Islam by some of the more radical imams.
The procession is flawless. The cameras work. There are no stray aircraft, no rooftop snipers, and few rubber-neckers along the route.
âSo far so good,â Bliss sighs as the motorcade makes it through the centre of London unhindered, and by the time he checks back with the BBC they have wheeled in an expert to dissect the body theocratic.
âThis is a difficult time for the Crown,â admits the sage. âNot only are we seeing a growing rift between Christianity and Islam as well as outbreaks of ethnic violence between Hindus and Sikhs, but there are splits within the Anglican Church itself over the ordination of women, same-sex unions, and voluntary euthanasia. In addition, there is a rise in anti-Semitism, continuing sex scandals in the Catholic Church, not to mention the growing movement of radical evangelism.â
âThat just about says it all,â says Bliss as he switches his focus to the front of the mosque, where