riddle . . . although itâs hardly an original thought, you canât help but stand back and wonder. You take a marvelous creature, a sylph, a mere wisp, a fairy-tale figure from a dream. And what does she do? She goes out and gives herself to some young marketplace Hercules or butcherâs apprentice. She walks with him arm in arm, maybe even leans her head on his shoulder and looks around with a sly smile, as if to say: go ahead and rack your brains over this latest development! â And we do indeed rack our brains.â
This remark preoccupied Mr. Klöterjahnâs wife on more than one occasion.
On another day, to Mrs. Spatzâs astonishment, the following exchange took place between them.
âPardon me if itâs somewhat forward, but may I ask you a question? Whatâs your name, your real one?â
âBut my name is Klöterjahn, Mr. Spinell!â
âHmmâI know that. Or better yet: I refuse to accept it. I mean of course your own name, your maiden name. In all fairness youâll have to admit, madam, that anyone who thinks you should be called âMrs. Klöterjahnâ deserves a good flogging.â
She laughed so heartily that the little blue vein above her eyebrow stood out with alarming prominence, giving her sweet, delicate face a certain deeply unsettling expression of strain and exertion.
âNo, I donât. Really, Mr. Spinell! A flogging? Do you find Klöterjahn so terrible?â
âYes indeed, madam. Iâve hated this name with all my heart from the moment I heard it. Itâs ridiculous, terribly ugly. Itâs a vile practice to insist on convention so strictly as to call you by your husbandâs name.â
âWell now, and âEckhofâ? Is Eckhof any better? My fatherâs name is Eckhof.â
âThere, you see! Eckhof is something else entirely! There was even once a great actor named Eckhof.Eckhof passes muster. â But you spoke only of your father. Is your good mother . . .â
âYes. My mother died when I was young.â
âAha. Do tell me a little more about yourself, if I may be so bold. Should you find it tiresome, youâre under no obligation: you can just rest, and Iâll go on with those stories about Paris from the other day. But you could speak very softly. In fact, if you whisper, it would only make everything even more beautiful . . . You were born in Bremen?â And he asked her this question almost silently, with an expression of profound reverence, as if Bremen were an incomparable city full of untellable adventure and secret delights, which cloaked anyone born there in a mysterious aura of majesty.
âYes, imagine,â she said involuntarily. âIâm from Bremen.â
âI was there once,â he remarked contemplatively.
âMy God, youâve even been
there
? No, really, Mr. Spinell, I believe youâve seen everything from Tunis to Spitzbergen!â
âYes, I was there once,â he repeated. âFor a couple of brief hours one evening. I recall an old, narrow street with the moon shining down oblique and strange upon the gabled rooftops. Then I was in a cellar that smelled of wine and mildew. I have a vivid memory of that . . .â
âReally? Where might that have been? You see, it was in just such a gray-gabled house, an old merchantâs house with an echoing wooden hallway and a whitewashed gallery, that I was born.â
âSo your good father is a businessman?â he asked with some hesitation.
âYes. But heâs an artist too; actually heâs first and foremost an musician.â
âAha! Aha! Of what sort?â
âHe plays the violin . . . but that doesnât tell the whole story.
The way
he plays it, Mr. Spinell, thatâs the thing! There are certain notes I cannot so much as hear without feeling the extraordinary sting of tears in my eyes. Nothing else