Incredible Hulk.
âI look like a gorilla at the opera.â
âYou do not! Donât be so down on yourself. Youâre handsome and smartââPatricia jabbed him with the metal purse after each pointââand a soon-to-be world-famous flutist.â
âI guess. You smeared lipstick on your purse.â
âThatâs not lipstick,â she said, and then applied some to her mouth, as if he had reminded her. âThatâs blood. And what do you mean, âyou guessâ?â
âAre you bleeding?â He grabbed her hand and she wound up with lipstick on her chin.
âThatâs not my blood, silly.â She swatted him away and fixed her face while he examined the purse. âItâs not even fresh; it just looks like it is.â
And it did, dripping across one side of the metal like an open wound but not staining his hands.
âA couple years ago, there was a plague of blood grackles,â Patricia explained through lips that matched the stain on her purse. âThey looked just like regular grackles, except blood grackles liked to eat people instead of worms. Fortunately they couldnât abide metal, so for a while, it was all the thing to wear metal accessories as protection. Mama bought me that purse for my birthday, and wouldnât you know that very same night, I had to bash a couple of blood grackles out of the air when they dive-bombed me. On my birthday of all days!â
She finished doing her makeup and fluffed out the curly afro puff resting cloudlike atop her head, not even interested in his reaction to her story.
No one back home would have believed her, but Cado did. Patricia wasnât the type to bullshit anyone or mince words. âAre they still around?â he asked. âThose blood grackles?â
âThey got wiped out last year. All the metal was too much for them.â She nodded at the purse in his hands. âThat stain is all thatâs left, as far as I know.â Patricia unknotted the mess heâd made of her fatherâs tie and redid it. âSome of the faculty from the Shepherd School are gonna be at the retreat.â
Patriciaâs ability to flit nimbly from the bizarre to the mundane floored him yet again. âThe Shepherd School at Rice? Why do you care? I thought you wanted to go to Oberlin?â
âRice is closer. And cheaper.â She smoothed her hand over his now-perfect tie. âCheap enough even for gorillas who play the flute.â
âItâd be better for my family if I went to A&M and studied farming orââ
âThe hell with your family! Just man up and make a decision, Cado, and donât hide behind your family.â
Definitely didnât mince words.
âThatâs why I came early,â Cado told her. âTo man up.â
The car horn startled them both. Patricia peeped through the window blinds; the dying sunlight clawed her face.
âItâs my folks.â She took her purse from him and tucked it under her arm. âThis conversation isnât over.â
Cado didnât like when she got upset with him, but he didnât mind itâPatricia was cute when she got her back up. He grabbed her hand and held it all the way down the stairs. âDo you have any other magic weapons like that purse?â
âThereâs no such thing as magic. Otherwise Iâd send a wise old elf to tell you to apply to Rice so that we can finally be together. Not a day here or two weeks there, but really together. For as long as we want.â
âI might not get in. Itâs not a sure thing.â
âYou were on From the Top , for Godâs sake. You know how many classical musicians would kill to be on that show? Rice would slit its wrists to have you enroll.â
âBut itâs so . . . high art. You know? Tuxedos and tea sandwiches.â His hand sweated all over hers just thinking about it. âThatâs your world, not