Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Book Series by Jeff Kinney Read Free Book Online Page B

my Kouse.
    VJKile
X
was waiting
for
Rowley +o sKow up,
X wa+cked Manny trying to build a snowman out
of +ke piddly crumbs
of
snow +ka+ were left over from our
snowball.

    X+ was ac-hiaiy kind
of
pa+Ke+ic.

    I really cooldn+ Kelp doing wka+ I did nex+. Un-for+vna+ely
for
me, figK+ a+ +ka+ moment, Pad was at +Kc -front window.

    Pad was
ALREADY
mad a+ me for tearing op +He sod, so
X
knew
X
was in for i+.
X
Heard +He garage door open and
X
saw Pad coming oo+Si'de. He marched rigH+ oof carrying a snow sHoVel, and
X 4>ougH+
X
was going +o nave
+o
make a ron for
rt.

    Bu+ Pad was Heading for my snowball, no+ me. And in less +Han a minu+e, He reduced all oor Hard work +o no+Hing.
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    Rowley came b^ a -few mihu+es la+er. X ke
    micjk't' actualy ^e+ a kick ou+ of wka+ kapfehed.

    Bu+ X ^uess ke kad kis kear+ se+ oh rolling +ka+ showball dowh +ke kilk ahd ke was really mad. Bu+ ^e+ +kis-‘ Rowley was mad a+ ME for wka+ DAD did.
    X +old Rowley ke was beihg a bi^ bab^, and we 30+ ih a skoVihg ma+ck- Ri«jk+ wkeh i+ looked like we were ^oih^ +0 ^e+ ih ah all-ou+ fgk+, we go+ ambusked from +ke s+ree+.

    X+ was a Li+-and-run by tLe VlLirley Street kids.

    And if Mrs. Levine, my E-nglisL teacLer, was tLere, X'm sure sLe would Lave said tLe wLole situation was ironic.
    Vlednesday
    '‘today at scLool tLey announced tLere’s an opening •for tLe car+oonis+ jot> in tLe school paper. XKeres only one conic slot, and up until now tLis kid named Bryan Little Las been Log^ng it all to Limself.

    Bryah Kas tKls corxc called "Vlacky Pawg,' and wKen It started
off,
it was actually pretty funny.
    But lately, Bryans teen usln to Kandle Kis personal business. X cjuess tKat’
    ^ave Kin tKe
    ^uess tKats wKy tKey
    Wacky Dawg
    Bryan Little
    Hey, Actually,
    Wacky I have
    I Dawg. say something somethin' serious on FUNNY!
m
Y
mmd
    i today.
    Susan Lim, if you are reading this, Bryan is very sorry he kissed your best friend Rachel behind the lockers. He hopes you can find it in your heart to forgive him.

    As soon as X Keard tKe news, X knew X Kad to try out. "Vlacky Paw^" made Bryan Little a celebrity at our scKool, and X wanted to ^et In on some
of
tKat kind
of fort..
    X Kad a taste
of
wKat Its like to be -famous at my scKool wKen X won Konorable mention In tKls
    antismoklna contest tKev Kad.

    All X did was -trace a picture from one of Rodricks Keavy metal magazines, but luckily, no one ever -found out.

    X\« kid wKo won first place is named CKris Carney. And wKat kind
of
ticks me off is tKat CKris smokes at least a pack of cigarettes a day.

    "Thorsday
    Me and Rowley decided +o team up and Jo a cartoon together. So after ScKool today he cane over to ny house, and we got +o work.

    VJe banged oot a bonch of characters real <^uick, bot that torned oot to fee the easy part. Vlhen we tried -to think op some jokes, we kind of hit a wall.
    X -final ly cane op with a good solotion.
    X naje op a cartoon where the ponch line of every strip is "Zoo-VJee Manaf ”
    "That way we wooljn’t get bogged down with having to write actoal jokes, and we coold concentrate on the pic tores.

    For the ■firsi couple
of
strips, X did the writing and drew the characters, and Rowley drew the boxes around the pictures.

    Rowley started complaining that he didn't have enough to do, so X let him write a -few
of
the strips.

    E-veh+uaiy X 30+ kind
of
sick
of
+he "Zoo-VJee Mama" idea and X ^re-Hy mucH le+ Rowley -take over +he w^ole opera+ioh.
    A*d kelieve i+ or ho+, Rowley s drawih^ skills arc worse +Kah Kis wri+ih^ skills.

    X +old Rowley mayke we Should come up with some hew ideas, ku+ he jus+ wah+ed +o keep wri+ihg "Zoo-VJee Mamas.” IVieh he packed up Kis comics and weh+ home, which was 6he ky me. X doh’+ really wah+ +o ke par+hered up wi+h a kid who doesh’+ draw hoses, ahyway.

    Friday
    After Fowley left yesterday X reallv ^o+ to work oh some
cones.
X cane up w>tK tkis character called Crei^htoh tKe Cretin,