letters on them, but as far as I could tell, the cardio room basically had a uniform. Kind of skinny, sort of pretty, definitely greasy. These girls looked like they spent all of their time at the gym. One of them was going so hard on the elliptical that I was worried she was going to break it or herself. She was flailing her arms and head, and I could see that she was listening to Katy Perry on her headphones because she was very clearly mouthing the words to âFirework.â Iâd known girls like this in high school. Gym-obsessed, but never actually in great shape. Kinda sad. Anyway. I need to get to the gym at some point, I thought.
It was Friday, which meant most kids didnât have class and student-run clubs/organizations were given permission to plant themselves and their pamphlet-laden fold-out tables all across the brick walkways that divided the Quad into separate lawns. I guess it was theirjob to heckle people as they walked by on their way to class or lunch or wherever they were going. Some girl from an a cappella singing group tried to get my attention by waving frantically and rushing toward me, but thankfully my phone rang just as I locked eyes with her. I saw that it was my parents calling, and Iâd never been so happy to have them call me in my life.
âYessssssss?â I answered, shining a huge, fake âsorryâ smile at the girl, who frowned and spun back around.
âWell, hello,â my dad said, âIâm glad I caught you. Let me go grab your mother.â
I could hear him putting the phone down and then the muffled sounds of him yelling upstairs to my mom.
âSUSAN?â
There was a pause.
âSUE!â
âYesss?â I heard her say in the background.
âCome down. Your daughter is on the phone!â
âWHICH ONE?â
âThe nice one.â
Next I heard the sound of my dad trying to put the phone on speaker. He fumbled with the buttons. Beep. Beep. Beeeeeep. Beep. They are literally both so dumb sometimes.
âDad?! Please.â
âHi, Tay. Can you hear us? Weâre both on now.â
âHi, Mom.â
âIâm so glad we caught you. I know how busy you are.â
âItâs fine, Mom. How are you guys?â
âWeâre fine, honey,â said my dad. âJust plugginâ away. Yourmom is taking a cooking class about autumn soups and stews. So weâve been eating a lot of soups and stews.â
âAnd chowders. Your father and I made a fabulous Peruvian corn chowder,â my mom added.
âThat sounds exciting and yummy.â
âHow are you, pumpkin? How are classes? Howâs your roommate? Sheâs so small.â
âPretty good on all fronts, team.â
âGreat. Youâre eating enough? Howâs Jonah?â My mom asked.
âJonahâs great. Thanks for asking. Itâs been nice to have him here with me.â
âHowâs it going for him?â my dad inquired. âHas he had any luck being himself in the real world?â
âDad, Jonahâs pretty open about being gay, but heâs not, like, shouting it from the rooftops.â
âWell, I know it can be hard out there for members of the LGBT community,â my father said, as if he was proud to even know that term. I guess this was his way of showing that he cared about Jonah. It made me smile.
âJonahâs really good, guys.â
âThatâs wonderful. Any new friends?â
I wasnât sure whether I wanted to mention my special evening with the girls of Beta Zeta. But because of my momâs history there, I figured sheâd be happy Iâd at least met them. Maybe sheâd just be shocked, considering all the horrible things I used to say about Kellyâs sunny sororified disposition when sheâd come home from school for holidays.
âYeah . . . I mean, sure. Iâve met some fun new people. Irandomly hung out with a bunch of the