fascinating,â Rob replied eagerly. âThey have these spiny tongues and, of course, they have this distinct hierarchy â even in captivity, the older ones get to feed first.â
âOh my goodness, is that the time? My parking ticket runs out in five minutes!â Emma exclaimed. Politeness was one thing; dying of boredom quite another.
Much as she thought Rob was a loser, Emma couldnât help feeling sorry for Harriet, whose lips were still puckered in anticipation of a kiss as he disappeared through the door with an airy wave and no backward glance.
âHeâs lovely, isnât he?â Harriet asked eagerly as they walked back to Emmaâs car.
Rather than lie, Emma found herself assailed by a fit of sneezing, hoping that Harriet would take the jerking of her head as a nod.
CHAPTER 4
Daring dream:
To win the crown of party planner/matchmaker of the year
âEMMA! OH MY GOD, EMMA â LOOK!â
As Emma manoeuvred her bright red Daihatsu Charade into the drive on Saturday afternoon, and pulled up outside her own front door she smiled, just a little wearily, at yet another of Harrietâs verbal explosions. She had been ooh-ing and aah-ing ever since Emma had picked her up from her friendâs rather rundown semi in Hollyhill, one of Brightonâs less attractive areas. First, it was the âamazingâ and âdinkyâ little car that had been Emmaâs seventeenth birthday present from her father (when Emma switched on the ignition and the message âHello, Happyâ appeared on the instrument display, Harriet went into paroxysms of unrestrained glee); this was followed by a seemingly endless reading and re-reading of two text messages from Rob both of which, as Harriet kept telling her, had three xâs at the end and that must mean he loves her right? â and now there was another exclamation of astonishment, the source of which Emma couldnât fathom.
âThat man, Emma â over there. Itâs him!â
Emma glanced to the left where a figure in ill-fitting trousers and a pork-pie hat was striding purposefully along the gravel path towards the orchard.
âSo? What about it?â
âWhat about it?â Harriet repeated. âEmma, are you blind? Thatâs Tarquin Tee â the guy off the telly. The one who does
Going Green,
the one with ââ
âOK, OK, I donât need a potted biography of my own father,â Emma said, pulling up outside the front door.
âYour . . . you mean . . . but he canât . . .â Harriet stammered and then turned and glared at Emma accusingly. âHeâs your
dad?
How come you never told me?â
Emma shrugged. âI never thought,â she admitted, switching off the ignition and releasing her seat belt. âAll my mates know and I guess I just â well, I assumed you did too.â
By now, Harrietâs nose was glued to the car window.
âWill I get to talk to him?â she asked in breathy tones.
âOh no,â Emma replied sarcastically. âYouâll be staying in our house but, of course, a word wonât pass his lips! Of course youâll get to talk to him, silly. Although whether heâll have anything riveting to say is quite another matter.â
As if he had heard her, Tarquin turned, put a hand in front of his eyes to shield them from the glare of the sun, and began beckoning wildly.
âLooks as if your moment has come,â Emma teased, opening the car door. âOnly please, donât drool for too long; itâs bad for his ego and, besides, weâre going todump your stuff and then go round to Georgeâs. Iâve got things to sort.â
âThis is so amazing, I canât get my head round it. Oh my God!â Harriet kept saying, clearly far more impressed by Emmaâs balding father than the upcoming social event of the season.
âEmma darling, perfect timing!â Tarquin cried. âAnd you