Dragonhaven by Robin McKinley Read Free Book Online Page B

plains, when one of the rocks is flying. They don’t come near the Institute (another sign of their intelligence, I say), so you only are going to see them if you’re one of the lucky ones who ever gets farther into the park. And I’ve smelled ’em more often than that—smelled ’em close, I mean. There’s a dragon smell that isn’t like anything else. It’s a fire smell, and a wild-animal smell—pungent but not rotten or foul like some kinds of musk or a sloppy carnivore’s leftovers that can turn your stomach—but it’s something else too. Billy says it’s because their fire isn’t like the fire you make with wood; they burn some sort of weird resinous stuff they secrete for the purpose. Organic fire. And even way damped down, that fire gives off a little invisible smoke, and we can smell it.
    The Institute smells of dragon. The tourists here pick it up immediately, as soon as they come through the gate. (I suppose the wall kind of keeps it in too.) You can see them sort of straighten up and get all sparkly-eyed. And it makes them feel that the dragons are close —it makes them feel better about not actually seeing any. And of course they are close, comparatively speaking. I don’t notice the smell much at the Institute—I don’t really notice it till I get out into the park.
    Oh, and every human who walks in the park either carries a squirtgun or has a Ranger with them carrying a squirtgun. This is supposed to be the dragon equivalent of what most animals think about skunks, but I don’t know how they think they know. None of our Rangers has ever shot theirs at anything. But the checker-uppers for the squirtguns come round every six months like the other checker-uppers come round to test your fire extinguishers. But even if you happened to have a handy backup antitank gun you’re sunk if your squirtgun didn’t work, since it’s a federal offense to harm a dragon. This is pretty funny when it’s also a HUGE messy spectacular federal crime to aid in the preservation of the life of a dragon—in fact one of the hugest and messiest—but that’s another story, and I’m getting to it, just shut up and listen.

CHAPTER TWO
    Billy must have been working on Dad. Billy misses Mom almost as much as Dad and I do, and I think he knew that Dad barely being able to let me out of his sight any more was starting to make me kind of nuts. (No comments on the “starting to” please.) Dad had offered to get me another dog but I just wasn’t ready for that yet. I didn’t know how to think about having a new dog; I’d had Snark since almost before I could remember anything. It would be like getting a new mom: no. (I spent some time worrying about this too. If there was ever a man who needed a wife to pry him out of his obsession occasionally, it was Dad. Except I couldn’t deal with this either—worrying about Dad or worrying about the idea of a new mom. I can worry about anything, but as an idea it never really got very far because Dad didn’t notice women. He’d notice people if he had to, but if any of them was occasionally single and female it didn’t register.)
    Anyway. I was keeping the homeschooling admin happy (speaking of checker-uppers) but I was spending way too much time blowing up aliens with a lot of other people online who apparently didn’t have lives either. But my family had been cut down by fifty percent and there was like a cold wind blowing through that freaking great hole. On a computer you don’t have to notice who’s missing. I was almost beginning to forget Smokehill, in a way. I hadn’t changed my mind about dragons, and I was still going through the motions (most of them), it was more like seeing everything through the wrong end of the telescope. The only stuff up close was just me and the hole, and a dad who only noticed scientific abstracts and problems