Dragonhaven by Robin McKinley Read Free Book Online

natural history museum in the world has a dragon skeleton on display, which in a weird way means that a lot of people assume they don’t really exist. And there are some unhappy paleontologists and animal osteologists who would like to specialize in dragons and can’t.
    They think that baby dragons are born with some kind of embery gum or mucilage in their tiny fetal fire-stomachs—their igniventatores . They think that Mom somehow shoves ’em out—she usually has several at a go—and lights ’em up, that that’s when they’re born, that maybe the fire-lighting business is where the marsupial business started, that you have to get the fire lit while the baby is still kind of an embryo, for some reason or other, so maybe it makes sense to transfer them to a different holding container while you’re at it. So she gets ’em lit and into her pouch where they stay for the next year or so.
    So a long time ago the species must have figured out it couldn’t go the several-hundred-eggs tortoise route if it wanted to work on this great new fire-breathing racket, so it went for pouch incubators instead. But the lab coats still haven’t really decided whether dragons are reptiles. Maybe they’re mammals. Or something else. I like the something else idea myself, what else has an igniventator ? But apparently having some big new thing as high up in the hierarchy as the division between reptiles and mammals upsets everybody too much. Science under Threat by Unclassifiable Critter: film at eleven. I keep telling you lab coats are drones. Although I sometimes think the label guys went for reptiles only because Draco was already stuck on a lot of lizards, and it would be just too stupid to have something that finally obviously is a dragon called Thingamajiggium . Which maybe means lab coats have some imagination after all.
    There’s other weird stuff, like their scales are made out of something that is a lot more like mutant hair than like adapted skin. (They seem to shed more here at Smokehill than anywhere else. Something to do with the weather, presumably. But we sell shed dragon scales in the gift shop—as many as the Rangers can pack in—and they go really well. Have I mentioned recently that we’re always desperate for money?) And they fly, which makes them the only nonbird that can take off and land and flap and soar like a bird, with none of that cheating stuff that “flying” squirrels or “flying” fish do. So maybe they’re birds. Although the third pair of limbs is still problematic.
    All of this bothers a lot of the fruit loops too. Dragons are supposed to be reptiles. Everybody knows that. All the fake dragons are real reptiles. They also behave in nice lower-order ways that scientists who want to study them like. They don’t disappear. You can watch ’em having and raising their babies. Their corpses rot the way corpses are supposed to rot, and natural history museums can have as many skeletons as they like. That kind of thing. It’s funny what everybody knows.
    But the trouble with dragon public relations is pretty well permanent. First, they’re too marsupialy and not lizardy enough, and then they’re hard to find, to gawk at or to study (which is only a snobby form of gawking really), and then they might even be (do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do) intelligent. Why didn’t we know about them till about two hundred and fifty years ago? Something that size? Even if they did hang out in the middle of a big empty continent? It’s not like no one ever went there. The Europeans thought it was just another quaint aboriginal myth for a long time. I guess sheep are like chocolate or heroin to dragons, they just couldn’t help themselves when the ranchers moved in. But they lost the war with the sheep ranchers because they never really fought it. The ranchers and the mercenaries and big game hunters they hired or pitched in