âI have something I want you to look after.â Carefully, he handed over to Tosser the basket and a bundle â two bundles, in fact, bound together into one â they were the limbs that had been sent to the Major.
âTo bury?â Tosser had performed this service before. Always charging, of course. Nothing came for free in Tosserâs world.
Except death. That very often came when you were not expecting it, in Tosserâs experience.
âNo, not yet; just to keep somewhere chill and quiet.â
âItâs dead then.â Tosser spoke with gloomy foreboding. âWhat is it then? A baby?â
âNot exactly. No need to go into that. Just keep it safe for now.â The Major turned to leave.
âNot a baby, then,â thought Tosser, meaning to open up the bundle and take a look inside as soon as he was alone with it.
âDonât dig into them, Tosser!â called out Mearns over his shoulder as he left. âI shall know!â
Tosser was silent â and cross.
âAnd if you do feel you must look, then wash your hands afterwards.â Mearns warned.
âYouâre in a mood,â said Tosser. âIn love again, are you?â
âIâm never in love.â
âSaw Mindy with Felix down by the river.â Tosser, no
longer able to stay silent, was still cross.
Major Mearns marched off with a straight back.
Tosser summed up the situation. âHeâs jealous of Felix and Mindy. Know the signs,â he said to Willy Wish. âSeen it before. Makes him bad tempered.â He gave Willy a slap on the shoulder. âLetâs eat the stew, then have a look at what Mearns has left us.â
âHe wonât like it.â
âShanât tell him. Thinks he can give orders, Mearns does.â
They ate quickly, both of them hungry and both curious to see what the Major had left with them.
âDo you trust him?â Willy Wish had his mouth full, but he got the words out.
Tosser thought about it. Finally he decided, âWell, you have to.â
âYou donât think heâs killed someone?â
Tosser thought again. âHe could have.â He knew something of the Majorâs military career (gossip passed freely inside and then out of the Castle), and guessed what he would do to defend the King. âHeâs a soldier.â
âItâs his job? But not all the time and everywhere, Tosser.â Willy was earnest. âEven soldiers canât just kill.â
âHe works for the King in his Castle,â said Tosser with the air of one explaining much.
Willy gave a nod. âHave you ever killed anyone, Tosser?â
Tosser considered what to say. âNot sure. Might have done. A fight. But I think he got over it. Think I saw him in the market.â
âIt was a man?â
âYou donât kill women,â Tosser said simply.
âOh.â Willy considered again. He thought he could have killed a woman if he felt obliged to. âI think you are a nicer man than I am.â
Silently, the pair went outside to the courtyard where the parcels lay.
âHe wanted us to have them,â said Tosser.
âYou do look after the dead.â
âOnly till they are buried â¦and not in bits. Itâs been years since weâve looked after oddments. And then it was a suicide in the Great Park that the foxes got at.â
âLetâs see what weâve got.â
Silently and with some care, the two men unwrapped the bundles.
The legs came first; by this time the flesh was blue and swollen â decay had set in.
They stared, then passed on. You cannot, after all, identify a dead leg. One of the stray dogs that hung about the mortuary, forever in hope, began to howl.
Without a word between them, they went on to the round object in the basket, which proved not hard to undo.
The face stared back at them, swollen, stained with decomposition, the lips twisted. Willy did not