shaved head revealed a mastoid scar behind his left ear and he wore the remnants of a black moustache that started just above the corners of his mouth and drooped to his chin with the consistency of braided rope. He glowered at Leonard. âI told you not to come around here anymore.â
âJesus, a cyclops,â said Lorna Kemp. Hemmings took it as a compliment and smiled at her.
âHas two eyes,â I said.
âA minor detail,â said Lorna. âHe looks like he could snack on sheep like popcorn.â
Leonard held the ham just close enough to the center mastiff for the creature to get a lick and try to snatch it with his stubby snout. The other two keened and strained quaking muscles against the fence.
âI told you I wanted to see my sister,â said Leonard. âThe people with me are detectives. They need to talk to Anne.â
âI donât care if theyâre Santaâs little helpers. If you donât get out of here, Iâm going to rip off your head and shit down your neck.â
Leonard threw the ham high over the gate, and the dogs bounded after it, snarling and tearing at the ham and each other.
Hemmings looked at the dogs and then at Leonard. âSuit yourself, squid,â he said.
Leonard said, âCanât do a thing from in there, jarhead.â He smiled.
Hemmings took a small black box out of his pocket and squeezed it with his thumb. The gate slid slowly sideways and in three steps Hemmings loomed over Leonard. Drilling his index finger into Leonardâs chest, he said, âMake your peace with God while you can still talk!â
Leonard wrapped his fist around the finger and bent it back toward Hemmingsâs wrist until I heard it snap. Hemmings went to his knees. He opened his mouth to speak and got out the word, âYouââ The rest was a scream as Leonard twisted the broken digit.
âHup-up-up, not your turn to talk,â said Leonard. âYouâd just say some more of that rude crap you learned in boot camp.â
Hemmings started his left hand up to his pistol and earned another twist of the finger.
âI sure wouldnât do that,â said Leonard, his voice taking the even tone of friendly advice.
Hemmings, his face contorted, eased his hand back down to his side.
âMr. Hardin,â said Leonard, âwould you please relieve Mr. Hemmings of his hardware?â
I took Hemmingsâs Desert Eagle and patted him down. In his left pant leg, just above his boot, I found a six-inch dirk with a black textured rubber handle. I showed it to Leonard and gave it to Lorna to stash in the Humvee.
âHereâs the problem you can help me with, Mr. Hemmings,â said Leonard. âMembers of the Frampton family seem to keel over dead, drown, or die on the highway and Iâve not heard from my sister in two years. My letters are returned unopened and youâre rude on the telephone. Think maybe you can help me with that? Just nod your head.â
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The fireplace was big enough to roast a spitted ox. Above the teak mantle,
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âa brass square-rigged sailing shipâtook a starboard tack, emerging from the red brick as if it were a fog bank. An interesting decorator piece, I thought, but hardly the
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sheâd parked out in front of the Amway Pyramid.
The maid, Juanitaâa young Mexican woman in full black livery, including a ruffled apronâhad answered the door and showed us to the parlor. When she returned with Shelly Frampton the right side of the her face displayed a red handprint. She fled clutching her face and sobbing into her hands.
âYou-have-in-vay-ded-my-home,â said Shelly Frampton, holding a voice synthesizer to her throat. She had almond-shaped nails lacquered a pearlescent white and gave the appearance of being larger than her one hundred and sixty pounds. Could have been the spike heels, or maybe it was her double-D bosom strapped