me about what happened next. It is not the words of the MS, but the gist of the events. You will see where it fits . . .
When she had finished her account she went to Britannica Online and read up about the mating behaviour of the amphibia.
âWhat happened?â said Dick as he wolfed his way through an enormous breakfast. âSomething tipped the dinghy over. Thatâs the last I remember.â
She had never lied to him, and wouldnât do so now.
âIâll tell you this evening,â she said.
She did so in the dusk, sitting at the edge of the tarn, with the stream beside them racing towards the waterfall.
âI suppose you could get a wetsuit and oxygen mask and go down and find the cave,â she said as she finished. âI think Iâd have to go first and ask his permission. Otherwise I donât know what heâd do.â
âI donât need to,â he said. âI would have believed you in any case, but in fact I saw his arm come out of the water, only I thought I was hallucinating. What did he do it for? Trolls eat people, donât they?â
âHe needed you alive. He is the last of his kind. He told me that. He canât father any more trolls, but heâs found a way of passing something on. Look at me. Iâm human all through, but I still have troll blood. Look how I scorch in the sun. Thatâs inherited from him. He wanted to come to me in your bodyâI donât know how he does thatâhe made himself into a rock for a moment or two when he came out of the pool at the bottom, but that isnât the same thing. I donât think weâre the first ones. I think he looks in through peopleâs windows at night. He wasnât at all surprised when I told him about electricity.
âAnyway, he was going to make love to me in your body and weâd have a baby. It would still have been your childâI donât believe he and I could actually cross-breed, weâre too differentâbut heâd have passed something on againâtroll blood on both sides . . .â
âYou know, I have a sort of dream memory of walking towards you. It was almost dark. You ran to meet me and we hugged each other, and then you suddenly pushed me away.â
âHe said you were there too.â
âIâm still believing all this. Itâs an act of faith.â
âBut you are believing it?â
âI think I have to . . . thereâs something else?â
âYes . . . This is . . . well, see what you think. I read up about frogs and toads and so on this morning. Most of them mate in water. The female releases the eggs and the male fertilises them. I told you he made me go and fetch the dinghy and take it to the rock shelf. I waited for a bit, and then he popped up close behind me and just stayed there for two or three minutes before he climbed out and put you in the dinghy . . .â
Her voice had dropped to a shaky whisper with the strain of telling him. He took her hand and looked at her with his characteristic half-tilt of the head.
âFrogs and toads. Iâve seen them at it. They hug each other pretty close, donât they? And it goes on for hours.â
âIt was only a couple of minutes. And no, he didnât touch me. But . . .â
âYou didnât release any eggs?â
âIâm due to ovulate in a couple of daysâ
âAnd then . . .?â
âI think it depends on us. He said he left me with a choice. He canât fertilise me by himself.â
âAnd you want to have the child?â
Mari had managed to suppress consideration of this. What she, personally, wanted had seemed of no importance beside Dickâs possible reactions. But now that he himself asked the question, she knew the answer, knew it through every cell in her body. It was as if a particular gene somewhere along the tangled DNA in each cell had at the same instant fired in response.
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