ourselves?â
âWeâll take the train, of course.â
âBut even if we tie her up, Sissy will be kicking and squeaking the whole way. And sheâll be heavy, too. How are we going to do it without anyone noticing, Jane?â
âYou leave that to me, Cheswick. Iâm beginning to get an idea ⦠a fabulous, brilliant idea â¦â She sat in thought, pink nose twitching. âHow is your penmanship, Cheswick?â
Cheswick beamed. âDid you notice those rodent tags on the counter? I wrote all those out by hand, years ago.â
â Very good.â The piebald rat stroked her whiskers. âAnd how are your claws, these days? Long enough to poke holes in ceiling tile?â
Cheswick guiltily hid his bitten claws behind his back. âIf theyâre not, I can just use a nail, dearest. Or an awl. Iâm sure your father will have one in his shoe shop.â
âThatâs true.â Miss Barmy got up and began to pace. âBy the way, do you know any bats? Postal bats?â
âWell â¦â Cheswick thought for a moment. âI know Stefano. And Guido. Stefano owes me a favor,â he added.
âExcellent! You know, this really is a fabulous ideaâpossibly my best yet.â Miss Barmy clapped her paws together. âWeâd better get started. Weâve got all night to steal what we need and get into position. Oh, and Cheswick?â
âYes, my little cuddle dumpling?â
â Weâre not going to bring Sissy to Schenectady. That nasty little Emmaline Addison is going to do it for us. Now, listen. Hereâs what I want you to do.â
7
E MMY COULDNâT SLEEP.
For one thing, she had a cat in her room.
It hadnât been her idea, but everyone else had agreed it was the best thing to do. âSomeone is getting in your room when the door is shut,â the professor had said. âI wonder if some stray river rats sneaked in to ride on your electric train and vandalized your room. They can be a little wild.â
âCould it be Miss Barmy, sir?â Joe had asked. âShe hates Emmy. And Cheswick does whatever she tells him to do.â
âSurely they know that everyone is looking for them,â said Professor Capybara. âI would have thought theyâd be far away by now. But I suppose itâs possible.â
So Emmy had borrowed Muffy for the night. The river rats would hardly go into a room where they smelled a cat. And Emmy had no doubt that even Miss Barmy, as long as she stayed a rat, would think twice before tangling with Muffy.
Miss Barmy would stay a rat, Emmy thought with relief. Sissyâs kisses didnât work on her; they had been tried. The professor had guessed that all Miss Barmyâs nastiness clogged up something important inside her and blocked the effect of the kiss. That made perfect sense to Emmy.
She was feeling a little clogged up, herself. She didnât even want to think about the disappointed looks on her parentsâ faces or the hours of extra chores they had made her do. It wasnât fair, but what could she tell them? Joe thought Miss Barmy was behind it all, but Emmy could hardly expect her parents to believe that her old nanny was now a rat. They already thought she had lied about her room. She didnât want to make things worse.
Her parents had looked happier when sheâd told them about Anaâs party, though. They had even given permission for her to go back and decorate after her chores were done. And now all was ready for the party in the morning. Emmy and Joe had delivered invitations, hung streamers and blown up balloons, and ordered a cake from the bakery. Emmy had even remembered to ask the professor for two Sissy-patches ahead of time. Tomorrow, when she and Ana shrank to visit Rodent City, they would not have to find Sissy in order to grow to full size again. Which was a good thing, because they would have a party to go to and guests to