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and gives one to the cup. He also could have said accuse or stews. He wanted a drink.
Jehoy-something turns over a ten and makes index-fingers horns on his head. Quinn remembers, too late, that horns stand for Viking and therefore is the last person to pretend to row the imaginary Viking ship. He drinks and adds the rest of his glass to the cup.
âYouâll get the hang of it,â says Vanessa with another pat to his knee.
Quinnâs the only person with a full glass when Todd turns over a five â a âmake-up-a-ruleâ card. He takes one look at Quinn and proclaims, âChug time,â and everybody downs the remainder of their glass. Quinn knows Toddâs watching him and knocks his drink back in one go.
His self-consciousness deliciously fades to white noise, so when Ritchie calls a time out to use the bathroom, Quinn has enough careless confidence to ask Vanessa about her holiday plans.
âHome to Calgary for the dysfunctional Christmas,â she says with a meagre smile. âMy parents are divorced and canât be in the same room together. One brotherâs a geological engineer who works for an oil company and oneâs a radical environmentalist, so they canât be in the same room either. My sisterâs a paranoid schizophrenic. Though she claims thatâs just my projection.â
âGod, Iâm sorry. That sounds seriously tough,â he says and means it.
She shrugs. âGotta love family. Yours?â
âParental unit still together, brother and sister like this.â He holds up crossed fingers. âI do have a depressive aunt but we only see her when sheâs manically happy.â
He mixes himself another rum and Coke. âMe, Iâm the Lone Ranger in the family.â
She laughs while giving him a quizzical look. Ranger contains anger, he thinks, pleased with himself.
Ritchieâs back and itâs Quinnâs turn. He flips over a jack for jackass, which means whenever someone loses a round and has to take a drink, he has to drink too.
âShit,â says Quinn and people laugh. He says it three more times, having fun playing the new guy who doesnât understand the rules.
Ritchieâs volume has gone up, Jehoy-something is flirting with Mandy and Toddâs meanness is more direct.
âItâs people like you,â says Todd, stabbing a finger at Quinnâs shoulder, âalways on time, always prepared, wearing your fucking little vest, that make the rest of us look bad. Why do you want to make the rest of us look bad?â
Nothing sticks to Quinn now because he is the Lone Ranger, dodging bullets or coolly shooting back. âFrom now on, Iâm a new man. Promise. I mean Iâll even dress shitty like you. Little golf shirt. Like where do you shop? Sears fucking Walmart?â
Vanessa spits with laughter.
âWhoa,â says Mandy.
Todd stares at him, expressionless, and a soft bull-like snort escapes his beak of a nose.
Jehoy-something has flipped over a card and is once again making finger horns on his head. Quinn makes horns a second before Todd. He raises hero eyebrows at Vanessa as Todd drinks and adds to the cup.
When someone stops the game to take a phone call, Quinn confesses to Vanessa heâs recently been dumped. Sheâs all coos and comfort, knowing, so she says, just how he feels.
âNo way. You,â he says, pointing, âare toooo smart to have ever been dumped.â Heâs proud of himself for not saying hot.
Vanessa looks past Quinn at Todd, whoâs checking his cellphone.
âWhat,â says Todd.
Quinn looks at one and then the other. âOh my god, you two were an item?â
âItem?â says Todd. âYou sound like my grandmother.â
âSuspension bridge and subway system?â Quinn laughs. âI mean, guess it makes sense.â
âWhaddaya you talking about now?â says Todd.
âYeah.â Vanessa leans in