Food Lady nods at her reassuringly.
Iâm about to ask why sheâs the one theyâre reassuring when our heads turn toward a commotion on the other side of the room. Lance is jumping and pawing his human. âYo, buddy! Where are the treats?â he barks.
The One Human heads over to them. Lanceâs human steps aside, as if he expects the One Human to rescue him. Heâs grimacing like heâs in pain. Or perhaps heâs afraid of whatâs next. Lance turns to the rest of us. âWhatâre you lookinâ at?â
The One Human stands over Lance, stares straight into his eyes, and something changes. His face becomes completely focused. He gapes at the One Human like sheâs a ham bone. âSit,â she says.
He plunks onto his bum. And voilà ! A treat falls into his open mouth. Itâs beyond impressive.
But itâs not over. âStay,â the One Human says, holding out her arm. She steps back. Lance waits, completely still, eyes glued on her as if in a trance. Another treat sails over andânice grab! This happens a few more times.
Weâre all thinking the same thingâit canât be that easy. But nobody has the guts to do anything about it. Or do they? I turn to Sadie, then to Rocky. âJust watch, you guys,â I say. âI totally have this.â
I swivel back to Hattie. âYo, buddy! Whereâs my treat?â I bark. I jump up and paw her legs.
She jerks away. âFEN-way!â
I can feel rather than see the attention. âCome on. Where is it?â I bark again, charging at her.
Right on cue, the One Human comes over. One sniff reveals that she has treats, too. She hovers over me, her body tall and dominant.
âSit,â she commands.
Talk about intimidating! My hind legs crumple. I sink onto my bum.
She looks into my eyes. âStay,â she says, extending her arm.
I freeze in place. I want to hop up and grab those treats. But her strong gaze and powerful energy are warning me not to.
The One Human takes a step.
Iâm still as a statueâwork it, work it, work itâand bingo!
Chomp!
The treatâs in my mouth, and wowee, is it ever yummy.
Really, this game is too easy. Apparently, the One Humanâs not very smart.
When itâs dark outside, weâre back at home. Iâm curled up in Hattieâs cozy bed. Sheâs smelling minty. And subdued.
She quickly kisses my front paws, then begins brushing my fur. I sigh happily with each luxurious stroke. I snuggle against My Hattieâs chest, ready to melt into a pool of delight.
But somethingâs different. Instead of singing âbest buddies, best buddies,â sheâs talking. In that same quiet, serious voice she used before. Sheâs telling me to pay attention to something important. But what?
When itâs morning time, Hattie rubs her eyes. Yippee, sheâs awake!
I crawl up to her face and lick her cheek, my whole backside wagging with excitement. âGet up, Hattie!â I bark. âItâs time to play.â
She laughs and strokes my back. Then she rolls over, her gaze drifting to the top of the dresser. Where her backpack is.
She gets out of bed and reaches for it. My tail goes crazy with a wonderful memory. That backpack is full of treats!
I fly off the bed, running around her bare feet. Hooray! Hooray! Treats are coming.
Hattie grabs a few treats and bounces on her toes. âSit, Fenway!â she says.
Oh boy! I canât wait for those treats. I jump and jump, sniffing wildly at her fist.
Ouch!
I collide with the chair, and a stack of clean clothes tumbles to the floor.
As Hattie bends down to scoop them up, Iâm ready.
Chomp!
Mmmmm.
That was awfully easy. And tasty.
âFEN-way!â Hattie scolds, her voice annoyed.
Whatâs up with that? Didnât she want me to have the treat?
Hattie sighs and starts refolding the clothes. Apparently, playtime is over. Or maybe