and you have to show an ID card. Do you want to get an ID card, swearing that you have converted?â
âNo, but some of the people down here on the island have. I donât blame them, though. If we had no access of any kind, we wouldnât have any sugar, or coffee, or half a dozen other things that we arenât able to do for ourselves.â
âThatâs true. But can you imagine what the people on the mainland are having to go through, even for the simplest necessities of life? Destroy pictures, and kill their dogs.â
âHa, Bob wouldnât kill Charley if you pointed a gun at him and demanded it,â Jake said.
âI was talking to Ellen Varney. Did you know this is the second dog theyâve named Charley? She says that Bob told her that if England could have eight kings named Henry, he could have two dogs names Charley.â
âBob is an interesting man,â Jake said. âHe told me a good story about the Battle of Mobile Bay. Except for four, all the Union ships involved were wooden ships, but they were protected by chain mail hanging over the sides, and the shot and shell from the fort just bounced off of them. One of them, the Brooklyn , was struck seventy times, and didnât sink.â
âHe knows a lot of history, doesnât he?â
âHa! Itâs because heâs so damn old that heâs lived through it. Do you know he can remember, as a boy, knowing someone who actually fought in the Civil War? And he served in the army with someone who was the last World War I veteran to be on active duty. If we ever get bored, all we have to do is let him tell stories. Donât forget, thatâs what he did for a living.â
âHow is he coming along with the Declaration of Independence heâs writing?â Karin asked.
âI donât know, he hasnât let me see it yet. But I expect itâll be just about what we want, and need.â
âDeclaration of Independence. Thatâs quite a thing. Do you really think weâll ever actually be an independent country?â
âYes. How viable we will be as a country, I donât know. But that isnât our primary goal. Our primary goal is to throw Ohmshidi and those towel-headed sons of bitches the hell out of here, and take back America.â
âYou actually have confidence that we can do that?â
âI do. I mean, thatâs the whole point of this, isnât it? To take our country back?â
âHow are we ever going to do that, Jake? You know as well as I do that Ohmshidi has access to every nuclear weapon this country had. I mean, if we started making too big of a problem for him, he could take care of us with just one nuke.â
âYou think we should just give up because he has nukes?â
âI think we should be realistic about our chances.â
âWhat if someone had said that to George Washington? I mean, when you think about it, what chance did the Colonies have against England, in 1776?â
âYeah? Well, England had to send troops 3,500 miles, and they didnât have a nuclear bomb,â Karin said.
Jake took another swallow of his lemonade. âUh-huh, and the Colonies didnât have me to lead them,â he teased.
Karin laughed, and punched him playfully on the shoulder. âYou know what you remind me of? You remind me of a mouse, floating down the river on his back, with an erection, shouting âRaise the draw bridge!ââ
âWhoa now, that really hurts. Are you saying my peckerâs the same size as a mouseâs pecker?â
âWell, no, I do know better than that,â Karin said, and she leaned over to kiss him.
âWant to play around?â Jake asked after the kiss.
âUp here, on top of the wall?â
âNo. But we could walk up the beach for a way, nobody would see us in the dark. It might be fun.â
âWhat would be fun about getting sand in the crack of your
Catelynn Lowell, Tyler Baltierra