should tell her the truth. Sheâd definitely take issue with me purposely deceiving someone, even if it was to help a friend. Mom is militant about honesty and justice.
âGuy stuff,â I finally say. Not that I expect her to let it go at that.
âNew guy?â she asks.
âHow could it be an old guy?â
She smiles at me, like she knows what Iâm feeling. And I guess in some ways she does. She did, after all, grow up with the same nose I have, so she was bound to go through the same teasing and insecurities. But itâs hard to imagine her with any imperfection. Iâve only known her like she is today: impossibly flawless.
âWhatâs the problem?â she asks.
âThe usual,â I reply, with maybe a little more bite than I intended. âThereâs this great guy who just moved here and we totally click. I mean, he actually likes school.â
Mom raises her eyebrows. âHowâs this a problem?â
âHeâs made it clear heâs interested in someone else.â
Mom tilts her head like a puppy whoâs just heard a new sound. âWho?â
âKristen,â I say in full pout. Iâm not proud of it, but itâs my right to throw a tiny little fit. Itâs so unfair.
âOh, well, that definitely muddies the water, doesnât it?â
Muddies the water? Who talks like that?
âA little,â I say sarcastically. âNot only that, she wants me to help her win him.â
âHow are you supposed to do that?â
Itâs a good question I canât answer honestly. âJust help her understand more about ⦠everything. Things heâs interested in. Things she knows nothing about.â
Mom laughs, then takes a drink of water before being able to talk. âKristen is concerned she isnât good enough? For a guy? Since when?â
âSince Rock,â I say, enjoying Momâs response just a little bit. Itâs good to know Iâm not the only one who recognizes the absurdity of the situation.
âRock?â she asks, eyes wide, eyebrows sky high. âThatâs his name?â
I nod, grinning. âHis name is actually Rockford, but he goes by Rock. Rock Conway.â
âWell, thatâs quite a name. Does he have some brains to go with that?â
âAfraid so,â I tell her. And I really mean it. Itâd be so much easier to act like he didnât matter if he had the IQ of a tick. âHeâs pretty bright.â
âSo what are you going to do about this guy?â she asks. I hate it when she slips into investigative-journalist mode.
âNothing.â
âThat hardly seems like the right decision if you really like him. Maybe you should talk to Kristen about it. Why donât you spend a day at the mall like you used to and tell her how you feel?â
I think about how Kristen reacted to Rock holding my hand and the way she questioned me about liking him on the way home. âThe mall part sounds good. The talking-about-Rock part? Donât think thatâd be smart.â
Mom moves the food around on her plate, thinking. âYou know, itâs getting harder to help you with your problems. It was a lot easier when your biggest dilemma was who to invite to a slumber party.â She grabs my hand and gives it a quick squeeze. âWhy donât you come to the station tomorrow after school? Weâve got a new reporter I want you to meet. Sheâs fresh out of college; youâll love her.â
Without waiting for my answer, she pushes her barely touched plate away from herself as she stands. She doesnât have to say what sheâs thinking; Iâve heard her say it a thousand times. The camera is unforgiving.
I smile and nod. âIâll get the dishes. Why donât you change out of your work clothes?â
âWhatâd I ever do to deserve you?â she asks as she walks out of the kitchen.
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