eligible bachelor. No one seemed to care he ran half of the cityâs underworld and worked a good slice of the worldâs illegal Brimstone trade. That wasnât even considering his punishable-by-death dealings in genetic manipulation and outlawed medicines. My being alive because of them was a big part of my keeping quiet about it. I didnât like the Antarctic any more than the next person, and thatâs where Iâd end up if it got out. That is, if they didnât just kill me, burn me, and send my ashes to the sun.
Suddenly having a demon trash my living room didnât seem so bad.
âHoly crap!â Jenks swore again. âEllasbeth wants you to be a bridesmaid ?â
Jerking my robe closed, I stalked across the sanctuary and snatched the invitation out of Ivyâs hand. âItâs not an invitation, itâs a badly worded request for me to work security. The woman hates me. Look, she didnât even sign it. I bet she doesnât even know it exists.â
I waved it in the air and shoved it into a drawer, slamming it shut. Trentâs fiancée was a bitch in all ways but the literal. Thin, elegant, rich, and bitingly polite. We had gotten along really well the night we had breakfast together, just her, me, and Trent caught between us. Course, part of that might have been from my letting her believe that Trent and I had been childhood sweethearts. But she was the one who decided I was a courtesan. Stupid Yellow Pages ad.
Ivyâs expression was wary. She knew better than to push me when it came to Trent, but Jenks wouldnât let it go. âYeah, but think of it, Rache. Itâs going to be a hell of a party. The best of Cincinnati is going to be there. You never know who will show up.â
I lifted a plant and ran my hand under itâmy version of dusting. âPeople who want to kill Trent,â I said lightly. âI like excitement, but Iâm not insane.â
Ivy moved my bucket and mop to a dry part of the floor and sprayed a heavy layer of that unlabeled bottle. âYou going to do it?â she asked, as if I hadnât already said no.
âNo.â
In one motion I swept all the papers off the desktop and into the uppermost drawer. Jenks landed on the clean surface, his wings stilling as he leaned against the pencil cup and crossed his ankles and arms to look surprisingly alluring for a four-inch-tall man. âWhy not?â he accused. âYou think heâs going to stiff you?â
Again, I added in my thoughts. âBecause I already saved his freaking elf ass once,â I said. âYou do it once, itâs a mistake. You do it twice and itâs not a mistake anymore.â
Mop and bucket in hand, Ivy walked out, snickering.
âItâs RSVP by tomorrow,â Jenks needled. âRehearsal is Friday. Youâre invited.â
âI know that.â It was my birthday, too, and I wasnât going to spend it with Trent. Ticked, I headed into the kitchen after Ivy.
Flying backward, Jenks got in my face and preceded me down the hallway, slices of sunlight coming in from the living room. âIâve got tworeasons you should do it,â he said. âOne, it will piss Ellasbeth off, and two, you could charge him enough to afford to resanctify the church.â
My steps slowed, and I tried to keep the ugly look off my face. That was unfair. By the sink, Ivy frowned, clearly thinking the same. âJenksâ¦â
âIâm just sayingââ
âSheâs not working for Kalamack,â Ivy threatened, and this time he shut his mouth.
I stood in the kitchen, not knowing why I was here. âI gotta shower,â I said.
âGo,â Ivy said, meticulouslyâand needlesslyâwashing the bucket with soapy water before putting it away. âIâll wait up for the man coming over with an estimate.â
I didnât like that. Sheâd probably fudge on the quote, knowing that