closer to the counter. âWhy? Isnât it possible? Has it become illegal?â
âNo, itâs just that sweet sparkling wine isnât drunk as an aperitif. Apart from the fact that, except for Asti, sweet sparkling wines are usually crap, you need something to whet the appetite, not kill it. A good brut has the right characteristics, a sickly sweet sparkling wine doesnât.â
The doctor seemed to weigh up this explanation, then resigned himself to a glass of mineral water. He seemed a lot more relaxed than he had been the morning he had seen the body. For him, the worst must be over. He looked around with a disinterested air, walked up behind Ampelio, who had opened the newspaper at random at a full-page article about supernovas, glanced at it and said, âMassimo knows his stuff when it comes to wines, doesnât he? Almost as much as Signor Griffa here.â
âAlmost,â Aldo agreed solemnly.
âIâm no connoisseur, but we donât need a news commentator to figure out what you were discussing. Itâs no sin. You donât have to stop when I come in. What do you think, Iâm going to tell Fusco?â
âAll right, you caught us with our pants down,â Massimo said. âIs there any news?â
âWhat makes you think Iâd know? O.K. didnât talk to me.â
How the hell is it that people always know whatâs going on? Massimo thought. What do they have in their homes, satellite receivers?
âListen, weâll tell you what O.K. told us . . . â
âThat seems only fair, and Iâll tell you what Fusco told me.â
Four timeworn necks craned towards the counter.
âI donât believe it!â Ampelio said. âHas he found something?â
âBut keep it to yourselves as long as possible, please.â
Believe us, the four faces said, while Massimoâs face made an effort to keep as deadpan as possible. The important thing, when you gossip, is to maintain a formal structure. The person spreading the gossip has to demand the maximum secrecy, and the listeners have to grant it. Obviously, theyâll broadcast the news as widely as they can later. Itâs just a matter of time. If someone says, âKeep it to yourselves as long as possible,â he doesnât mean âTell it to the fewest possible people,â but âResist for at least a little while before coming out with it, that way itâll be harder to trace it back to me.â
âFusco had the trash can searched, and found Alinaâs cell phone. Heâs been able to read all the texts in its memory and . . . â
â . . . and discovered that she had a date.â
The doctor looked at Massimo and raised an eyebrow.
The rest of the chorus turned their necks like a ballet of periscopes toward
Massimo, who had gone around to the other side of the counter to cut the focaccia into sandwiches for lunchtime.
âFusco told me the other day, after he questioned me.â
And you didnât tell us anything, said the faces of the old man. Shame on you.
âBut I donât know who the date was with. He kept that to himself.â
âIâm just getting to that,â the doctor said. âThe inspector discovered that she sent three texts, one to a girl, and two to a boy. She also received four messages, all from the same boy as before. In addition, she spoke on the phone for the last time with a girl, the same one sheâd sent a text to.â
âAnd what did these texts say?â Massimo asked.
âWhat the hell are these texts anyway?â Ampelio asked, feeling that he was losing out on the best part of it.
âTexts,â Dr. Carli, âare written messages that are sent through cell phones, computers or even your home phone if you have the right device. The kids use them a lot, partly because sending them is cheaper than calling. And besides, itâs