Genevieve Goldman
to: Finn Bartlett
date: Thursday, March 27 4:06 AM
subject: photo evidence
picture of me
jk thatâs a picture of a creepy guy i got on google images. this is me actually. note the sign that says âhi finn.â and iâve skyped with tylergirl, sheâs a real person. sheâs even PRETTY, which is just annoying.
iâm so fucking sorry itâs awkward. but itâll get better, yeah? maybe you should go to the con with him. get all the awkward out in one hit.
but yeah, that might totally suck.
ugh, real life people.
from: Finn Bartlett
to: Genevieve Goldman
date: Thursday, March 27 1:17 AM
subject: RE: photo evidenceFullSizeRender.jpg
I donât WANT to go to the con with him. Iâd have to pretend to be all casual about the show, and what would be the point?
I think Iâm gonna go with the tylergirl group. The price is ridiculously low.
Come? What are the odds youâd run into the person you know? Thousands of people go to these things. Iâd love it if there was actually someone I get along with there...
I just realized I might be a 50 year old creeper asking you to meet ME. Attached is a pic of me holding the original of the Mad World drawing I did for you.
from: Genevieve Goldman
to: Finn Bartlett
date: Thursday, March 27 4:24 AM
subject: RE: photo evidence
iâll definitely consider it...how long do you think i have to decide? i need to look at dates and stuff, i guess.
and i know youâre not a creeper, i creeped YOU on facebook the day you told me your last initial. you are, in fact, friends with a creeper. now friend me. Goldman, although I guess you know that from the email address. seriously, how did you not look me up?? youâre one of those people who never tried to hack their middle school enemyâs email, arenât you.
from: Finn Bartlett
to: Genevieve Goldman
date: Thursday, March 27 1:26 AM
subject: RE: photo evidence
Creeper! Friended.
The auction ends soon, so we have to decide asap. Pretty please?
from: Genevieve Goldman
to: Finn Bartlett
date: Thursday, March 27 4:27 AM
subject: RE: photo evidence
Iâll think about it.
folded between the pages of Les MisÃrables
To the graduating seniors of Stoneyhall Preparatory Academy:
Congratulations on nearing the end of your high school career! Weâre so proud of all of you, and weâre sure the skills youâve learned and mastered here at Stoneyhall will lead you toward great success through college and beyond.
We would like to take this opportunity to remind you, however, that the school year is not finished yet! For these next two weeks of exams, please remember to get a lot of sleep and plenty to eat, and, above all, use every scrap of mental energy you have! Remember, you have a nice long summer to recharge before college.
Weâd also like to congratulate the following seniors who have already received acceptances to top-tier colleges and universities! Please remember to come sign the wall outside the admissions officeâa tradition since Neil Radcliffe was our first student accepted to Harvard in 1932, three years after we were founded.
Robert Abandcus â Princeton University
Sophie Balway â Bromhill University
Magnolia Carson â Lenore College
John Cromwell â Harvard University
Eric Doleweather â Harvard University
Genevieve Goldman â Oakmoor University
Maria Jenkings â Cornell University
Alana Jones â Crestland College
Jane Kenwood â Fairland University
Isaac Levine â Crestland College
Keisha Ojukwo â Yale University
Jasper Quentin â Princeton University
Rebekah Samuels â Stanford University
Tamra Tuller â Harvard