flowers.
âThank you.â She clutches them to her chest as if theyâre the only flowers sheâs ever been given. Maybe they are. âThis is a lovely gesture ⦠Lanny.â
For once heâs not the boy, the lad, heâs not Mr Pringle. Iâm amazed that she knows his name.
âWoohoo!â cries Megan.
Lanny struts around like a rock star.
âThank you, fans, thank you. Who wants an autograph?â
âThat will do.â Miss Boyle deposits the flowers on a deskand stands very straight. âWe have had our entertainment for today. Now I would like you all to try very hard to come to your senses. And as for you, young manâ â being called Lanny didnât last for long â âI appreciate the flowers, but they wonât save you if youâre late again. Do you understand me?â
âYes, Miss.â
âVery well.â
Miss Boyle takes him by the shoulders and positions him in front of me. âYour job,â she says to him, âis to react to what is said to you by Cyrano.â Now she faces me. âAnd your job, Cyrano, is to give this unfortunate creature hell.â
She claps her hands once more and off I go.
âItâs time you learnt, you pug-nosed, flat-headed, plate-faced scoundrel â â
âWhat did I do?â Lanny interjects, earning scorn from Miss Boyle and laughs from the rest of us.
I enjoy calling him names â âYou puerile wreck!â â but then I come to the hard part at the end of the speech, when I have to hit him. I look at Miss Boyle, pleading with her to let me off.
âYou wonât break any bones, girl. Slap him.â
I tap him lightly on the cheek.
Miss Boyle is close to having a convulsion.
âNo! No! No! The audience will never believe that,Caitlin. Forget your feelings. Itâs your duty as an actor to whack him one. Do it!â
âGo on, Caitlin!â urge my fellow actors â the rats. Davidâs voice is in there, too. Lanny looks anxious. For good reason.
I whack him one.
âGeez,â he says, wincing. âThatâs the last time I bring anyone flowers.â
Paul Myers didnât matter. Each of us had long ago decided we came from different planets. But Lanny was another story. Itâs been me and him against the world ever since I can remember.
I see him under the school tree, trying desperately to do his maths homework in the five minutes before class. Same as always. This time I donât offer to help.
âHope I gave you a real good laugh.â I snarl it without stopping or looking at him.
âAw, donât be like that, Dave. You know we were only muckinâ around.â
I donât slow down.
âYou would have done exactly the same to me.â
I march back to him. âNo, I wouldnât. You know why?Because youâre supposed to be my friend. Friends donât do that.â
I take off again before he can return fire. Not that there is anything he could say in his defence.
I donât need friends.
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In class, Lanny sits behind me. He whispers my name but I ignore him.
âWhatâs up with you, Dave? You can at least talk to me, canât you?â
I stare at Groganâs back as he scribbles on the board. He drones on but his back is all that I can think about. If I concentrate, I can put Dad into Groganâs white shirt. Itâs not too much of a stretch. But it wouldnât be maths Dad was teaching. Heâd spin around and spread out his arms â âThis is our potential!â heâd say.
Then heâd bring two fingers close together â âAnd this is how much of it we use!â Dad is president of the public speaking club. Hear him talk and you think youâre invincible. âSet your goals high! Aim for the stars!â And you know he is.
âDave.â
Lannyâs foot connects with the back of my chair.