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clown-flavored lipstick.”
    Some in the audience were stomping as they laughed.
    “But I still wanna fuck her ‘cause I got a bad driving record. But I got a better idea.” He stood now and pushed the swivel chair back. He stepped closer to the edge of the stage, cocked his left eyebrow, placed his hands on either side of his sports coat, and said, “Could switching to Geico save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance?” He inhaled deeply and said, “Did the Discovery Channel fail to teach you how to locate a snake’s dick?”
    The laughter was deafening.
    “If fifteen minutes could save me fifteen percent or more on car insurance, I’m calling that little green lizard after the show and staying on the line with his ass for an hour and forty minutes.” He pointed at a beautiful black woman on the front row. “Look at her horny ass; she’s still trying to figure out where snakes keep their dicks.”

GODSEND  by K. Elliott
     
     
    Godsend  is an addictive thriller series with a private eye agency that has no rule book. The members are murderers investigating cold case homicides, abductors looking into missing person cases. 
     
    Here is the  Godsend  schedule:
    A Necessary Evil.
    The Search for Rochelle.
    Pissed All the Way Off.
    Hiding in Plain Sight.
    Blashpemy Out West.
    All Jokes Aside.
    The Halo Effect.
    The Value of a Woman.
    THE WEIGHT OF ECHO (a full-length novel).
    Square in the Mouth.
    That Stupid Hooker.
    Taken For Granite.
    The Audacity.
    Selling Woof Tickets.
    Ass to Kiss.
    Kill Somebody Else.
    Shots Fired.
    Natural Causes.
    6 O'Clock News.
    OUTLINE OF A MONSTER (a full-length novel).
     
    Read them all before you die! Warning: Side effects include jitters resulting from constant suspense, goose bumps caused by sudden thrills, embarrassing arousals, and injurious laughter that may lead to severe headaches and stomach cramps.