electric blue November sky. The sure-to-be-brutal Vermont winter hadnât started in earnest yet, but the air was cold and crisp, and Paraffin was cranking up the adorable. Kids rode their bikes, squeezing in a few last days of fun before the snow started to fall. New parents pushed carriages down the sidewalk and cooed at their gurgling spawn. Elderly couples walked hand in hand on the shore of the lake and tossed bread at the geese, who thanked them by pecking at their ankles, the bastards. A large banner strewn across Main Street reminded everyone of the bicentennial celebration on Tuesday, as if anyone could forget. It had been declared a town-wide holidayâââschools, banks, and the post office would be closedâââand promised entertainment, fireworks, a raffle, and, of course, the big parade.
Poppy opened up her mouth to complain about the marching band, but Jill interrupted her with, âNot a word about the marching band.â
âI . . . wasnât. I was going to say that Iâm . . . glad my wax twin has vacated the gazebo.â
âWonder what happened to it.â
âOh, the sanitation department destroyed it. They called early this morning to make sure that was all right.â
âAnd you didnât ask to keep it? But your cheekbones!â
Poppy pulled the car into a parking spot across from Smittyâs. She got out, stretched, and looked across the lake. The equilaterally triangular Mount Cerumen perked up like the ear of a cat, listening to everything going on in town. Beside it, on a smaller hill, sat two tanks the Grosholtz Candle Factory had once used to store its surplus liquid wax. The tanks had been designed to look like two large pillar candles, and flames were sometimes lit atop their roofs to complete the pictureâââbut other than that, they were no longer operational. Lightning had struck them both years ago, ripping holes in their exteriors and thereby destroying their ability to retain heat, and so the factory had abandoned them in favor of more modern wax storage technologies.
Jill had already crossed the street. âYou coming?â she asked. âOr is staring slack-jawed at the lake part of your ingenious plan?â
âComing! Hang on!â Poppy removed her bag from the back seat and began the laborious process of cramming The List into it.
âLeave The List,â Jill said, exasperated. âWhat possible task could you need to fulfill at a donut shop other than stuffing your face?â
Poppy relented. âFine,â she said, walking to the back of the car. âBut Iâm putting it in the trunk for safekeeping! Prying eyes and such!â
Smittyâs was packed. The gossipy townsfolk had emerged in droves to gab about the prankâââthe same people who had waved at the cameras when
Triple Threat
came to town to do a puff piece on their hometown hero. Before the bloodletting, of course.
âSheâs our shining star!â Smitty had said on camera of Poppy, the label of âLocal Donut Shop Ownerâ below his name, his forehead glistening with sweat. Smitty always reminded Poppy of a garden gnomeâââshort, pudgy, cherry nose, bald on top with a ring of hair around the back of his head, and beloved by a minority for reasons incomprehensible to the majority. âAlways knew sheâd hit the big league,â heâd crowed. Then something had occurred to himâââsomething involving the word âmarketingââââand his grin grew wider. âNow, how about a maple cruller? Vermontâs finest!â
And now here he was again, gleefully shilling confections to his hungry clientele, bragging loudly about his new bagel oven. It was allegedly the largest of its kind in New England, so specialized that only he was allowed to use it or even be in the same room as it. âCan bake seven hundred and twenty-four at