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get out of here.”
    â€œI know where Johnny keeps the key. It isn’t very smart,” I said.
    Despite his creativity at naming businesses, and his eye for marketing strategies, Johnny McKeon wasn’t that careful when it came to trusting teenage boys.
    History lesson: Teenage boys watch you, even when they pretend they don’t give a shit about your life.
    Johnny kept the key resting flat on the lip of the molding at the top of the door.
    I pulled it down and unlocked our way into Johnny McKeon’s office, where he kept his secrets.
    Robby said, “I really need a cigarette.”
TWO-HEADED BOY
    WE STOOD INSIDE Johnny McKeon’s private office.
    There were no windows. It was impossible to see anything in the dark.
    Robby threw the switch for the office lights. I jumped when they came on.
    You don’t expect things to get all bright on you when you’re nervous about doing something you’re not supposed to be doing.
    Robby shrugged apologetically.
    He said, “We may as well turn on the light in here. Nobody can see us.”
    My heart raced, but Robby was right: Nobody could see us.
    Robby shut the door to the office, which closed us in with Johnny’s things.
    Johnny McKeon’s real-life horror show.
    Johnny McKeon’s office smelled the same as the rest of the shop, but wasn’t nearly as cluttered. In fact, the office was rather tidy.
    Rather .
    I said it again.
    The three walls boxing the office behind the door were lined with dark wooden shelves. Johnny had salvaged the shelves from the Ealing Public Library when it was remodeled three years before: the year we were in seventh grade.
    â€œHoly shit,” Robby said.
    Here’s why he said it: Johnny McKeon’s shelves were full of horrible, grotesque things. They were the kinds of things that no sixteen-year-old boy could tear his eyes from. And there were four sixteen-year-old-boy eyes in Johnny’s office.
    One of the cases displayed another of the McKeon sealed glass globes, but this was different from the peaceful and pleasant nature-ball Johnny kept outside in the shop. The globe was about the size of a basketball, and it was propped steady atop a black lacquered stand with a brass plaque on front, as though it was some kind of trophy or shit like that. But this could not have been a trophy.
    The plaque read:
    MCKEON INDUSTRIES 1969
CONTAINED MI PLAGUE STRAIN 412E
    Inside the globe was a festering universe.
    The globe Robby and I studied held something resembling a black, folded, and coiled brain. The thing clearly was not a brain, but the wrinkled patterns on its surface made me think of one.
    â€œThis has to be like some kind of movie prop or something,” Robby said.
    â€œLook around, Rob. All the shit in here looks real,” I said.
    In fact, everything inside Johnny’s office was real, we came to find out later. It didn’t matter. Neither of us actually believed Johnny McKeon was hiding away props for horror films.
    The black thing inside the globe pulsed and twitched like a beating heart. It seemed to become more animated the longer we stared at it. It was almost like a gelatinous cauliflower. Here and there on its velvet surface, a mound would rise up, like a mosquito bite, a black pimple, and then burst open at its peak.
    Little volcanoes erupting.
    When the pimples burst open, strands of oval globules, pale yellow pearls, coiled and twisted over the surface of the blob, then turned black and sprouted velvet hairs, dissolving back into the surface of the brain thing.
    Where the glass globe with the fish, shrimp, plants, and worms outside in Johnny McKeon’s shop emanated a placid, almost hopeful aura, this thing whispered of rot and death, disease.
    Robby and I could have stared at Johnny’s secret collection of things all night.
    On another case was an assortment of large specimen jars.
    All of them had a common etched label:
    MCKEON INDUSTRIES 1969
HUMAN REPLICATION