guy?â
âHeâs just a roommate. I put an ad in the paper after this girl who was living here moved out, thatâs all.â
She closed her eyes as she turned her head on the pillow. Lofton drank from his bottle, mulling her situation, when he became aware of something. âWhatâs that stink?â
Marva laughed. âI had to fart.â
He leaned back on his elbow. âYouâre kidding. â
âWell, what would you do? Itâs just natural. You canât hold it inâyouâll hurt yourself. I have to do another one, too.â
âHang your fucking ass off the bed.â
She laughed as he pushed her hip with his knee, edging her from the mattress, when the telephone rang. They glanced at one another. He checked his watch while Marva leaned over to the nightstand and lifted the receiver. âHello? Oh . . . hi. Itâs kinda late, you know.â Her eyes became glazed. âNo. No, I havenât seen it. . . .â
Lofton drew on his cigarette and tapped the ashes down the neck of an empty bottle. A poster of Bruce Lee in a martial arts stance was tacked up near the draped sheet. He looked around at the amount of stuff crammed into the small space: a rack of dresses, shoes, hats on hooks. There were various brushes, bottles of perfume, and unfamiliar afro-type cosmetics and hair products on her dresser.
When she got off the phone she shook her head. âI donât believe that guy.â
âWho was it?â
âOh, this guy who used to live here, an ex-boyfriend. Can I have some of that?â Marva reached for his beer. Swallowing as she passed it back, she said, âHe wanted to know if he left his health card here.â
âAt three in the fucking morning?â
âWell, he knows I work late.â
âWhen did he move out?â
âAbout three months ago.â
âWeird time to phone.â
Marva yawned. âI never saw a guy with a ring in his nipple before. For a big guy with tattoos, you donât have very much hair on your body.â
He looked down at himself.
âMe, Iâm hairy,â she said, running her fingers along her forearm. âI donât know whatâs in my background; itâs all mixed up from the West Indies.â She lay back and studied him. âSo, what do you do for a job?â
Lofton took a drag as he considered his words. Exhaling, he said, âSecurity work, consulting in private investigation ââ
âYouâre a private eye?â
âNot now, but I was in L.A.â
She looked skeptical. âSo you mean you were a real private eye, like in Chinatown ?â
âYeah.â
âHowâd you get started in that?â
âI took an eighteen month program that cost six thousand dollars at the best detective academy in the States, and opened my own office.â Lofton propped up a pillow. He was kind of pumped, and felt like talking. âI didnât join an agency because I didnât want to work with . . . One of the advantages of being a private investigator, why itâs such a popular fictional character, is because while they work in law enforcement, theyâre seen as independent. I figured if I was going to work for an agency I might as well join the police department. I also knew Iâd be doing a lot of insurance fraud, shit like that. Itâs bread and butter work, but I didnât want to do thatâtaking pictures of some poor bastard on compensation whoâs out roofing his house. I preferred to work on the other side of the fence, where a guyâs fighting a compensation hearing, you know, and establishing evidence to prove that heâs really incapacitated.â As the words were leaving his mouth, he realized the improvisation didnât make much sense. âYou see what Iâm saying?â
âWhat other stuff? Cheating wives?â
âThatâs spousal activity,â Lofton said, passing her
Skeleton Key, Ali Winters