weapon recoiled,
sending Lilith flying across the pavement. She hit the ground with a squeak.
I glanced from Lilith, sprawled unladylike on the ground, to the
Pishachas. One of the cuter demons wore a watermelon-sized hole in her
torso, directly below her heart. Blackness seeped from the wound, rising into
the air like mid-afternoon pollution.
A wail screeched from the remaining demons, a loud piercing cry of
grief and hate. I blocked my ears, but the sound bounced around my
brainpan.
“Shut up.” From her position on the ground, Lilith fired three more
rounds. The bullets struck true, but the demons didn’t fall. Instead, they
moved closer.
I flipped through my mental good versus evil training manual. A
manual reluctantly provided by the angel after he arrived at my door, baby
Jesus in his heavenly arms. Thankfully, Hades had supplemented my reading
with demon lessons, and booze.
Let’s see, there was: Paimon, Pazuzu, Penemue, Phenex... Damn, too
many fucking demons. Too many hangovers.
Pishachas.
Bingo.
Now how did I stop them?
“Aum Aem Khreem Kleem Chamundaya Vich.” Lilith stumbled to
her feet as she chanted the words. Her voice grew stronger with each
incantation, and the demons slowly backed away.
I translated in my head. The mantra equated to killing ones enemies,
and bringing great happiness to ones friends.
Oh, that wasn’t good. A burning started in my lower body, like
flames licking along my clothing, until an intense pressure inside me
exploded.
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“Shut the fuck up,” I ordered Lilith seconds before it was too late.
She stuck out her tongue and repeated the curse, “Aum Aem Khreem
Kleem Chamundaya Vich.”
Poof.
In a puff of curry-based smoke, the demons vanished as quickly as
they had appeared. But it was too late for me. I fell to the concrete in an
exhausted heap, my breath coming in short gasps.
Lilith ran to me, her hands still grasping her big-ass gun. “Are you all
right?”
I shook my head, trying to catch my breath as I hovered in the place
between life and death, better known as the afterglow. My heavy eyes closed,
and a soft snore escaped my lips.
Her hands grabbed my shoulders and shook me, hard. “Damn it,
Jace. Answer me. Are you okay?”
“Damn it Lilith, don’t ever do that again.” Embarrassment, a new
feeling for me, heated my face. I hadn’t cum in my pants since fifth grade
when my eighth grade girlfriend had cupped my nuts at recess.
“Come on, at least you had a happy ending.” She pulled me to my
feet, my blood slowly leaking back into my brain. She added, glancing
around the parking garage, “Besides, the demons are gone, and you’re no
worse for wear.” Her lips formed a wicked grin. “Maybe you should thank
me.”
“Yeah, right. Find the kid and I’ll give you plenty of thanks.” I
picked up the blue beamed tracking device and followed the intense glow
down the street.
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Eleven
Zap. A pulse of electricity shot through my hand, the handheld Jesus
finder cupped inside of it. The light winked out, and darkness swallowed
Lilith and me. “What happened?” I asked, my hand slipping to my nine-
millimeter.
“He’s here.” Lilith dropped to her knees and caressed the ground.
“Where? I don’t see shit.” Trash, not Jesus, littered the ground.
Condoms, needles, and cigarette butts, yes, but no tiny Messiah.
She cocked her head and sniffed the air. “Do you smell that?”
I inhaled sharply and smirked. New Baby Jesus smell. A mixture of
baby puke, carrot sticks, and purity. The kid was close. “Hey kid, where you
at?”
No response.
“J.C., it’s all right, sweetheart. We are here to help you.” Lilith
circled the sidewalk, kicking at the bushes as if she was searching for a
wayward cat. Here Messiah, here Messiah.
“He is gone.” The angel appeared suddenly, looking like he had been
run over by a truck. “No, a bulldozer if you must know,” he said with a huff.
“Where did he