scarcely rates a second glance. The sign on the office door says: âUNACOâ. And below that: âMalcolm G. Philpott, Directorâ. And underneath, âSonya Kolchinsky, Assistant Directorâ.
This acronym is misleadingly innocent, since âUNACOâ stands for âUnited Nations Anti-Crime Organizationâ, and it is very important indeed.
Sonya Kolchinsky picked up the ornate silver tray and carried it carefully across the room to Philpottâs desk. Philpottâs desk, like Philpott, was invariably tidy; there was plenty of space to set down the tray, which she did, again carefully. It bore a small espresso coffee machine, and cups and saucers in delicate china from a full service. Next to the silver sugar bowl and cream jug stood a cut-glass crystal decanter of brandy.
Sonya poured out a cup of coffee, and added ahalf spoonful of demerara sugar. She stirred the brew and, without asking Philpott, slipped in a touch, measured almost in droplets, of Remy Martin. She stirred the contents again, then topped it up with cream. Philpott, his eyes still glued to a file on his desk, raised the cup to his lips and sipped.
âDelicious,â he remarked, absently.
âI know,â she said.
He looked up at her, and grinned, a shade selfconsciously. âSorry,â he muttered. âMiles away.â
âYouâre forgiven.â She inclined her head mockingly. She was of above average height, and statuesquely built. She had a round, slightly pug-nosed face, and lightish-brown hair, cut fairly short with a sweeping fringe, then layered back over her shapely head.
Sonya was in her early forties, Czech-born, but now a naturalized American. She was an expert linguist; she had a degree in molecular physics; and her IQ was a few points higher than the man whom now she faced. She had clear, grey eyes that twinkled at Malcolm Gregory Philpott, enjoying his temporary discomfiture.
She sat in a chair at an angle from the desk, and raised her eyebrows quizzically. âThe list?â she enquired.
âBy all means,â Philpott replied. He placed a finger on his intercom buzzer, and a voice rasped, âDirector?â
âThe list.â
âSir.â
In the large and roomy outer office, a young man in a sober suit with a shaving rash and earnest glasses, picked up a message-pad and started across the deep-piled carpet. He passed a wall-to-wall neon map of the world. In front of the map was a practically wall-to-wall inclined counter, a cross between a library reading room desk and a Dickensian office lectern.
Three technicians of differing nationalities sat at the counter in padded swivel chairs. Each wore a pilot-style headset with a tiny cantilevered microphone hovering a measured inch and a half from his mouth. The three were listening-posts to the world. Occasionally they murmured greetings or commands in any one of more than thirty languages, and made notes on sheets of cartridge-paper pinned to the counter. Every time a new call came in, a red light blinked on the map, indicating its origin.
An exact see-through miniature of the map, measuring no more than six inches by nine, rested on Philpottâs uncluttered desk in a handsome frame. A mellow chime from an alarm system warned him when a new call came up, and the lighting pattern of the map was precisely duplicated, down to merest pinpoints from the most unlikely places.
The young man handed the pad to Sonya, who said, âThank you, Basil,â and began to study the neatly typed summary of the mid-morning traffic â¦
Traffic in crime, which was the business of UNACO and its staff. Like Mister Smith, Philpott was fascinated by crime. He was, indeed, fascinated by Mister Smith; and there he had a decided advantage over Smith. For whereas Malcolm Philpott knew a great deal about Smith, and his many aliases and driving obsessions, Smith never even suspected the existence of Philpott or his