sure?â
âUh-huh.â
âI can get you some more.â
âNo, thanks; Iâm fine.â
Randy asked, âSo you do listen to the radio?â
âDonât have one,â Stewart replied.
âNo radio. No telephone either?â
Stewart met Randyâs eyes as if challenged. âWe have what we want. We donât need what we donât want.â
Jack said, âWell, we could sure stand to talk to somebody in the outside world. Weâve both had our cars damagedââ
ââby spikes someone left in the road,â said Randy. âYou did hear me mention that, didnât you?â
â He did it,â said Betty.
âWho?â
Betty just chewed.
âUm, maybe you have some neighbors nearby who might have a phone?â asked Jack.
Betty swallowed and stood. âLet me get you some ice, sweetie.â
âNo, thank you,â said Stephanie. âReally, you donât have to; Iâm fine.â
But Betty headed for the kitchen.
Pete pointed at Leslie again. âI want her to be my wife.â
Leslie sighed.
âYeah,â said Stewart, âshe probably wouldnât mind too much, considering where sheâs been.â
Leslie paled just a shade. âIâm taken,â she said.
âMakes me wonder how many times sheâs been a âwifeâ before.â
âSheâs taken,â said Randy a little louder, and Jack could see the veins and muscles in Randyâs neck restraining curses.
âTaken once, taken again.â
âStewart.â Randy leaned toward Stewart, gesturing with his fork as if it were a dart. âIâd like you to make it clear to your son Pete that Leslie is not interested in being his wife, and we would both appreciate it if you and he would drop this subjectâand while youâre at it, try looking at something else.â
âRandy, itâs okaââ
âAnd just whose table are you sitting at, young man?â Stewart bristled.
Stephanie said, âPete, I can sing a song for you.â
Jack and Pete looked at Stephanie. Uh-oh.
âThatâs a very good question,â Randy said, rising now. âJust what kind of innkeepers donât use matching silverware and glasses, arenât even here when their guests arrive, donât have a telephone . . .â
Stephanie started singing. âHold my hand, walk me through the darkness . . .â
Jack hated that song too.
âRandy.â Leslie put her hand over his.
He brushed off her cautionary touch. â. . . and then put the guests to work. What kind of low-overhead excuse for an inn are you running here?â
â. . . we can make it, dear, if we make it together . . .â
âAs long as your feet are under this table,â Stewart growled, âyou will watch that mouth of yours or button it!â
âAnd letâs talk about the cars!â Randy demanded. âPretty strange for both our cars to be spiked not far from your establishment, donât you think?â
â. . . we can make it through the night . . .â
Oh, Stephanie, just stop.
The tendons on Randyâs neck were showing. âAnd stranger still that you and Betty wonât say a word about it.â
Leslie winced and touched her left cheek. Jack noticed a spot of blood. She examined the tines of her fork.
Pete looked curiouslyâthen hungrilyâat Leslie.
âAnd you think you can just help yourself to anything in this place anytime you want?â Stewart said, dropping clenched fists on the table. âTake our rooms, take our lamps, drink our tea, use our bathroom . . .â
âAm I a guest here, or arenât I?â Randy shouted. âWho do you think the rooms and lamps and tea are for? And as far as that bathroom goesââ
Jack was in no mood to referee, but he was getting a bad taste in his mouth. He set down his silverware. âHey, listen,