we could do for Suki. I think Suki made us all better women.
âDamn right I took âem,â Cher said proudly. âWhen I saw that those shoes were a size eight, I took that for a sign.â Cher lived by signs and omens like Theresa lived by sayings. âMy parole date is cominâ up, and I figure those pointy shoes were pointing directly to my getting outta here.â
âGirl,â I said with a sigh, âyou canât just keep stealinâ. Youâre gonna get caught, lose your chance at parole and damn it, itâs wrong.â
âYou know what they say about stealing, donât you?â Theresa chimed in. âThey say that God helps those that help themselves. Thatâs what they say about stealing.â
I was never sure with Theresa if she meant to support me or sass me when she said somethinâ like that.
âThatâs not what God meant,â Suki protested. âGod said, âThou shalt not steal.ââ
âNBD â No Big Deal â I havenât stolen from God since I used to swipe money out of the collection plate at Sunday school,â Cher laughed. âAnd I never take nothinâ from people who canât spare it. Wonât steal from the simple minded, neither,â she added.
Cher was a thief and she didnât mind saying so. She didnât see anything wrong with what she did. What was wrong to Cher was that everyone else had more than she did, and the only way to make up the difference was for her to take what she needed. Thatâs what sheâd done to get herself incarcerated and what she did every time a new inmate was processed into Jennings. She just put the things shedidnât want into a bag with the new inmateâs name and number on it, and she put the good stuff into another bag with a different name and number. No one would ever reclaim the second bag, because the name and number on that bag belonged to a dead or released inmate. Cher had perfected the system, and now had plenty of bags hidden right out in plain sight.
âWhat was she wearing?â Theresa wanted to know.
âArmani!â Cher giggled. âIâve never managed to steal Armani before. Itâs so damned expensive that the stores usually have it wired to the rack.â
âWell, I donât think 71036 ever had to steal anything,â Suki said. âIt said in the papers that sheâs really rich.â
âYeah. And greedy, too. She got busted for stealing that money on Wall Street,â Cher shot back. âThat makes her a thief just like me.â
âBut did you see her on the TV news?â Suki asked. âShe looks just like a movie star.â
âWell, you know what they say about pictures, donât you?â Theresa began.
âYeah, we all know what they say about pictures, Theresa,â I said in exasperation. âYou all act like we never had us a celebrity prisoner before. What about Jackie James, the sick little twist from Montgomery who killed her two babies on a tourist trip to New York, then said theyâd been kidnapped by a black brothaâ? That was in all the papers.â
âNobody likes baby killers,â Cher said.
âOr baby rapers,â Theresa added. âWhatever happened to that teacher, Camille Lazzaro, who decided to teach one of her boy students more than geography? Didnât she just give a whole new meaning to the term âteacherâs petâ? She had the baby and the daddy wasnât even thirteen years old yet.â
âOr that Carole Waters over in Unit Three?â Cher added. âShe got her boyfriend to murder both her husband and her mother-in-law just for the insurance and the inheritance. She was in all the papers, too.â
âI steer clear of anyone who kills for money.â Theresa shook her head. âItâs one thing if you catch your man screwinâ your sister or your daughter. I say shoot âem. But to