cried. âYouâre the most excellent teacher in the whole world!â
She raced out of the room and almost bumped into Jane Malone.
âSally Smith is moving,â Jane said. âMy mother said I could give her a farewell party.â
âNeat. Whoâre you going to ask?â
âThe class.â
âThe whole class!â Isabelle said, astonished.
âYep. My mother says she doesnât think it would be nice to leave anyone out.â
âYou mean Chauncey and Mary Eliza and everybody?â Isabelle said, remembering parties sheâd been left out of.
âYep. Everyone,â said Jane.
âThatâs a lot of mouths to feed,â Isabelle said. âMaybe my mother could help.â
âThatâd be nice.â
Isabelle raced back and caught Mrs. Esposito just as she was putting on her jacket.
âHow many people are there in the class?â Isabelle cried.
âTwenty-one, I think.â Mrs. Esposito did a little mental arithmetic. âYes, thatâs right. Not counting me,â she said, smiling.
Isabelle charged back into the hall.
âThere are twenty-one people in the class,â she told Jane. âNot counting Mrs. Esposito. Donât forget her. You donât want to leave her out, do you?â
âOh, no,â said Jane. âThanks for reminding me.â
Isabelle felt she had done her good deed for the day. Sort of like the Lone Ranger.
âYouâre welcome, Kemosabe,â she said.
Chapter Ten
âHave you heard the news?â Mary Eliza popped out from behind her locker. âSally Smith is moving!â
âI know. Jane told me,â said Isabelle. âSheâs having a farewell party for Sally. Sheâs inviting everyone.â
âEveryone?â Mary Eliza drew herself up haughtily. âThatâs a lot.â
âItâs twenty-two, including Mrs. Esposito. My motherâs helping Janeâs mother.â Isabelle aimed a neat blow in Mary Elizaâs direction. âOnly one cupcake to a person,â she hissed. âThatâs the rule.â
Mary Eliza backed off and hissed back, âIâm getting Sallyâs job!â
âWhat job?â Isabelle asked, knowing perfectly well what job.
âArt editor of The Bee.â The Bee was the class paper. Some kids wanted to call it The Bumble Bee but that was voted down as being too buzzy.
âIt just so happens I have a picture with me I drew only this morning.â Mary Eliza dove down into her briefcase and pulled out a drawing of a girl in a ballet suit.
Mary Eliza was the only person in the fifth grade, maybe even in the entire school, who had a briefcase.
Isabelle squinted at the picture. âIt looks just like you,â she said, âonly not as ugly.â Then she put out her arms and soared in circles around Mary Eliza, making airplane noises, preparing for takeoff.
Insults bounced off Mary Eliza like bullets off Superman. âItâs interesting you should say that, because it is me,â Mary Eliza said with pride. âA good likeness, if I do say so. Notice the placement of the feet, how the arm is extended. Perfect form. I am the artist as well as the artistâs model. You might say Iâm a shoo-in to be the new art editor of The Bee. â
â You might but you wonât catch me saying it,â Isabelle said. âI wouldnât say you were a shoo-in if you tied me to a tree and poured honey on my nose so the ants would lick me to death.â
âAnts canât lick you to death,â Mary Eliza said, crossing her arms on her chest and slitting her eyes, getting ready to pounce.
Isabelle backed off. She wondered if it was possible to run backwards. Sheâd never find out until she gave it a try. Moving backwards, she picked up speed.
âHey! Watch where youâre going!â Herbie hollered, as she bumped into him.
âOh, hi. I thought you were still
Ann Mayburn, Julie Naughton