the counter with a knuckle. âBy the way, Coach, the jerseys came in, but I think theyâre wrong again.â He reached for the door. âThe shipmentâs in the library. Letâs take a look before I notify the Booster Club. Theyâre likely to throw a hissy fit.â
âCan hardly blame them.â JohnScott followed the principal but winked at me, wordlessly conveying, Weâll talk later, little cousin . Then he called over his shoulder, âWelcome to Trapp High School, Dodd.â
âThank you.â The preacher studied the door as it closed behind JohnScott, then looked at me curiously. âMiss Turner, is it?â
Nobody called me Miss Turner except the kindergartners down at the elementary school, but I didnât bother explaining. It didnât feel right for him to call me Ruthie anyway. Too familiar. I held a document toward him. âHereâs the form to sign up for medical, dental, and vision.â
He took the paper from me, not looking at it. âDoes the district offer life-insurance coverage?â His eyes twinkled.
I lifted another paper. âLife insurance and accidental death.â
He studied the page before lifting his gaze. âThose two always seem backward.â He chuckled. âIf life insurance pays when you die, shouldnât it be called death insurance?â
Iâd heard that one before.
âAnd accidental death? Thatâs death insurance for when I accidentally die. As though life insurance only pays if I die on purpose, which of course, is the one time it wouldnât pay.â He narrowed his eyes. âDoesnât make sense, really.â
With a sinking feeling, I realized he was still strangely conversational. What a twist. After thirteen years of despising the way church people ignored me, I now wished one of them would. I thrust another paper at him. âHereâs the form for cancer coverage.â
âAh, cancer.â His voice suddenly returned to business, but he didnât take the paper.
Oh great. His dad probably died from cancer. That would explain the insurance jokes. I shuffled the form to the bottom of the pile. âAnd hereâs a form to have your paycheck automatically deposited into your checking account, but only if you bank here in town.â
He nodded.
âHave you opened an account downtown?â I felt obliged to draw him out of his shadowy mood even if I didnât like him. âYouâll actually get your money a day earlier that way.â
âIâll add it to the top of my to-do list. Right along with getting extra keys made and purchasing adequate window coverings.â
I smiled to myself when I thought about the current window coverings in the parsonage. Apparently Old Man Dunbar and his wife saw no reason to bother with privacy in their living areas. Maybe they thought it gave their house a welcoming glow, but anytime I walked past at nighttime, I would see them in there, leaning back in matching recliners or hobbling around in bathrobes. Once I even saw them kissing, which was not as titillating as it sounds, since they were already in their eighties.
âWindow coverings?â I said. âWalmart over in Lubbock carries vinyl miniblinds for five bucks a pop.â
âI like that price tag.â He perched on the corner of my desk I habitually kept cleared for JohnScott. âIn the meantime, weâre using Gradyâs old Buzz Lightyear sheets from his preschool days. To think Mom almost threw them out before the move.â
I raised an eyebrow. âThat would only take care of two windows. Tell the truth. Whose sheets are covering the others?â
He leaned his head back. âAll right, I confess. My Ninja Turtle sheets might be on the kitchen windows.â
âAll right, then.â
He crossed his arms and peered down at me, but said nothing. Then he briefly inspected the items on my desk before glancing at the computer screen,