fair hair across his forehead. âIt was, in fact, in the ancient, eldritch mountains of Delaware.â
Katie and Lily exchanged a Look.
âThe mountains,â said Katie. âOf Delaware.â
Jasper, gazing off into the dark and knitted hemlocks around them, whispered, âThe path was long, through the jungle. That way was not easy going, chums. Once I left the borders of Maryland, every moment was a struggle. Wounded by a panther, hunted by diamondsmugglers, knotted up with cobras, with no hope of finding the lost temple I sought, I passed out unconscious in my hiding place in the roots of a baobab tree.
âI awoke to find myself swaying in a stretcher, being carried through a courtyard at the top of the world. I was in the monastery of Vbngoom, the Platter of Heaven. The monks who carried me were strong as oxen, yet gentle asââ
âJasper,â said Katie, âthere are no mountains in Delaware.â
âTheir heads were shaved, and they wore robes of forest green. Some wore helmets or theyââ
âWater slides,â Katie said. âThere are water slides in Delaware. Putt-putt golf. Shoe outlets. Stores that sell drums and electric guitars. But no mountains.â
âFor almost a year, I remained there hidden in the fastness of Vbngoom, wandering its courtyards and cloisters. I studied and spent hours in silence, staring into the eyes of the monasterytiger. I spent whole days smelling a single jasmine flower. I laughed; I did not speak. With another novice, soon my friend, Drgnan Pghlik, I learned the ways of martial arts and stillness.â
âYou learned the ways of nutcase,â said Katie. âAre you sure you didnât spend an hour facedown in your custard? And have to be revived in a clean, white place?â
âJasper,â said Lily, âwhat does this have to do with the Stare-Eyes team cheating?â
âBecause the cardboard model Katie sawâthe building with the plastic spoons on the turretsâthat is a sacred object. That is the only known model of the lost monastery of Vbngoom.â
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Jasper explained more details of the situation to them over macaroni and cheese. The food was nice and hot after the chilly outdoors. Mrs. Dash, her hair a perfect bell, sat on a stool, reading a gardening magazine.
Jasper could barely chew, in his excitement. He said, âAll of the objects you saw in the back of the van, Katieâthey were all prized by the monks. They should be sitting in the temple at Vbngoom. They must have been stolen.â Jasper tapped his fork on his plate. âI believe I have deduced what is going on.â
Lily and Katie paid close attention.
âThe Delaware Stare-Eyes team,â said Jasper, âis just a ruse. A front. They are actually smugglersâart thieves. There is at the moment a big market for sacred artifacts smuggled out of countries and sold to museums. This, indeed, is the Stare-Eyes teamâs real game. Somehow, they have stolen these sacred objects from Vbngoom. Then, disguised as an athletic team, they sneak the stolen antiquities across the border from Delaware. They sell them illegally to museums like Peltâs.â
âHow do you know?â asked Lily.
âSeveral reasons. The theory fits with the conversation Katie overheard. Second, the monks of Vbngoom would never allow those treasures to leave their walls. Somebody must be there plundering their monastery. Third, I believe that the so-called Delaware Stare-Eyes champions win their dastardly victories by tapping into the ancient power of the monastery. And, fourth, last, and finally, I believe that the person calling me for help when I was entranced was none other than my long-lost friend, Brother Drgnan Pghlik.â
âHoney,â said Mrs. Dash from across thekitchen, âyouâre not going back to Delaware, are you?â
âCould you tell him,â said Katie, âthat there are no
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