much as with me.
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There was procedure to be followed, so it was a good half hour before they were satisfied that I was who I said I was, my identity confirmed by the powers-that-be, my driverâs license, union card, along with the other cop who recognized me, and Neva, more interested in how the uniforms had gotten into the building than by what was happening to me.
âDammit, that button outside the door is for calling the management in an emergency,â she fumed. âMight as well disconnect it for all the good itâs doing.â
âI want to hear it again,â I said to Willard once we were upstairs in 503. In plainclothes, he was evidently the spokesperson for the cadre of uniforms that had filled the basement corridor. âYou got an anonymous call saying Preston was hiding out downstairs, armed and dangerous?â
âSomeone on a cell phone. Weâre still trying to trace it but itâs probably one of those throwaways. We apologize again, but youâve been there. You know we couldnât afford to take any chances.â
I grudgingly allowed as how, no, they couldnât.
Willard scowled. âEven a blind man could see thereâs no resemblance between you and Preston. This was a waste of time and manpower.â
âDidnât do my blood pressure any favors either,â I grumbled. âWhat gets me is that the only people who knew I was downstairs were the ones in the lobby decorating the tree. They saw me on the elevator and must have heard me talking to Mr. Stanley. I donât understand why anyone would do this. Theyâre all neighbors,â I protested.
âNot all of âem,â Neva reminded me. âMiz Donovanâs son was there, him and his daughters, and Mr. Beanâs family. And Gracie Poole invited all them women from her arts and crafts group. They made most of the ornaments.â
âHow many outsiders are we talking about here?â Willard asked.
Nevaâs frown deepened, her lips pursed. âNot sure. A couple of dozen or more. Gracieâs bunch is probably in her apartment, three-seventeen, for hot chocolate and cookies if youâd like to talk to them.â
âOh, I do. I definitely do.â Willard pushed himself to his feet with effort. Sit in Janeeceâs living room chair and your butt is scant inches off the floor.
He cast a jaundiced eye in my direction. âYou donât have a beef with one of your neighbors, do you?â
âGood Lord, no!â
âOur residents are quality people,â Neva came to their defense. âTeachers, social workers, and the like. And retirees. We all get along like one big family.â
That was a bit of overstatement, if not an outright lie, but now was no time to quibble, so I kept my mouth closed.
âWell, someone in that lobby had to make that call to us,â Willard said, âsomeone who saw you on the elevator because she described what youâre wearing right down to the slippers.â
âDefinitely a she?â I asked.
âOh, yeah. The question is whether or not this was an honest mistake, and my gut says it wasnât. Looks to me as if someone thought theyâd have a little fun at your expense. Only it was at the cityâs expense too. Iâll follow up on this, talk to the ladies inââ He squinted at his notebook.
âThree-seventeen,â Neva supplied.
âThanks. And, Mrs. Burns, if youâll make a list of the residents you remember seeing down there. One of my men will stop by for it. I doubt anyone will admit to anything, but whoever it is needs to know how seriously the department takes false reports. Well, enjoy the rest of your evening.â
âOh, thanks loads,â I said, and opened the door for him. âWill you let me know what you find out?â
He hesitated. âMaybe. Guess it wouldnât do any harm if you took a look at the list Mrs. Burns makes, see if it rings