fuck do you call that?â
Brandon peered down to the seabed below. His eyes widened.
âWelcome to Sharkopolis,â crackled Casey.
Hundreds of hammerheads were patrolling the seabed, their flat, elongated heads sweeping the sand, like a metal detector searches for landmines.
âWow,â said Danny. âThis could make one crazy YouTube video.â
âDidnât you bring your Android phone?â quipped Brandon. âThe fucking fish are everywhere,â he added redundantly. If dolphins were good luck, what were hammerhead sharks? The animals were right on top of where they wanted to be. âCan you guys see anything?â he radioed.
âSharks.â That was Danny.
âNothing on the bottom,â called Casey. âJust sand and coral.â
âWeâre right over the spot,â Brandon told them.
âCasey,â radioed Danny, âwant to accompany me down to the bottom? You can be my shark buddy.â
âSure,â said Casey.
Brandon stared down at the hammerheads sweeping back and forth. His heart sank. Last time the gold had been lying on the sand, twinkling up at him. This time there was nothing but sand and sealife. He had been dreaming of filling the green GI duffel he was carrying with coins but now that seemed like a foolish dream. Instead a storm was brewing upstairs and a National Geographic shark cluster-fuck was going on below.
Closer to shore, at the edge of his vision, a dozen hammerheads seemed to be swimming in a giant figure of eight. He propelled himself towards the formation simply because he had no other point of focus.
The hammerhead had a fierce reputation but the facts were different. It wasnât like a tiger, bull or great white shark that would eat you as soon as look at you, it was a more specialised and finicky predator. The purpose of its flat head was to sweep over the sand and sense creatures hiding just below. If you were a ray or some other hidden flat fish, it would feel you with its flattened forehead and snap you up.
That information wasnât too comforting because scalloped hammerheads were dangerous, and whatever the reason they were in that cove today, it was unlikely to make them chilled out. He was pretty sure sharks got grumpy when they were breeding â and why else would they be there in such profusion?
âThese fucking fish,â interjected Danny. âGood job there ainât no piles of coins to see down there â itâd be gnarly getting them up.â
âAt least we know itâs the right co-ordinates,â commented Casey. âThere were quite a few hammers around last time, as I recall.â
Brandonâs face did its best to smile around the mouthpiece of the regulator. The crazy shark conga was pivoting over a lump of something, and that something had just flashed a dull golden light. He didnât say anything â he wanted to be sure. He swam on. Sure enough, a gold lump was sticking up from the sand, like a Starbucks pound cake. He dived down and slowly approached it from above, hoping the hammerheads would amend their circuit to accommodate him.
They didnât.
He swam lower, side on to the sharks as they soared by on their fixed path, sailing around or over the shiny golden chunk. He thought he saw the corner of a gold bar poking out of the sand.
Brandon took out his diverâs knife, waited for a gap in the shark train and swam down to the gold. He was banking on the sharks turning away from him, as sharks normally did if confronted in the right way, and the theory that the hammerhead was not a natural man-eater. A shark was coming right at him and he held out the knife to jab its nose. Then another was gliding towards him from the other lap of the figure of eight. He was going to be the jack in a shark sandwich.
He couldnât fight two sharks with one knife.
The closest animal suddenly veered away, with a violent swish of its tail, and swung off