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ritual, that’s what i’m gonna do. aunt sadie bought this high-tech body wash yesterday with glycolic acid in it, and she said i could try it out.supposedly it makes you itch like crazy, but afterward yr all silky and soft.
mad maddie:
uh, sure, dude. enjoy your acid bath. as for me, i’m gonna park my butt in front of the TV and have a Netflix marathon. i’m talking all day and deep into the night … cuz tomorrow senior privileges kick in!!! yeah!!!
SnowAngel:
aunt sadie is so confused about that, btw. she was like, “you mean, until now you COULDN’T sleep in? even if you had a free period 1st thing in the morning?” she thinks high school is like college or something.
mad maddie:
or maybe she just doesn’t get the idea of NOT sleeping in. maybe she doesn’t realize that other ppl have bosses/teachers who care.
SnowAngel:
i am very jealous that you’ll be in your warm cozy bed while i’m in 1st period french.
mad maddie:
oh, babe. i feel for ya!
    Mon, Feb 13, 4:15 PM E . S . T .
zoegirl:
hey, angela. i’m at java joe’s… and guess who’s working the counter?
SnowAngel:
who?
zoegirl:
margo pedersen! i’m the only customer, so she came over and hung out for a while. and angela, she broke up with ian!!!
SnowAngel:
ian??? maddie’s ian?
zoegirl:
well, ian who *used* to be maddie’s ian.
SnowAngel:
but he never got over her, so i can still call him that.
SnowAngel:
when did margo break up with him? and why?
zoegirl:
today—and the reason she gave is cuz she doesn’t want “a long-term commitment” when she goes to college.
zoegirl:
she said she figured that since they were gonna break up anyway, they might as well do it now. she was all, “i don’t want to be tied down. i wanna enjoy my senior year.”
SnowAngel:
she cldn’t enjoy it with ian?
zoegirl:
that’s what i said. and she said, “look, zoe. you and doug, if that’s what you want, that’s great. but i’m 18 yrs old, i’m not ready to settle down.”
zoegirl:
she was pretty condescending, actually. like she felt sorry for me because i *was* settled down.
SnowAngel:
i’m sure she didn’t mean it that way
zoegirl:
no, she did. but that just means that what she and ian had wasn’t as real as what doug and i have.
SnowAngel:
so ian’s a free agent, huh? *taps chin*
zoegirl:
but to break up with him the day before valentine’s day, isn’t that harsh?
SnowAngel:
crap—valentine’s day!
zoegirl:
why “crap”?
SnowAngel:
nothing, nvm
zoegirl:
???
SnowAngel:
i don’t have anything for logan, that’s all. i thought saturday nite was our valentine’s day deal. i thought that was our whole celebration. but yesterday logan said something about a “valentine’s surprise,” which means he’s planning something else, which means i have to too. crap!
zoegirl:
go out and get him something. it’s not hard.
SnowAngel:
what are you giving doug?
zoegirl:
a unicycle
SnowAngel:
a UNICYCLE?
zoegirl:
i found it on craigslist. isn’t that the perfect doug gift?
SnowAngel:
great, a unicycle
SnowAngel:
yr gonna make me look bad here, zo
zoegirl:
make logan something homemade, like certificates for one free snuggle. i’m doing that too. i cut the certificates out of fancy stationery and decorated them with love stickers.
SnowAngel:
i can’t do that. he’d think i copied you
zoegirl:
you don’t have to get him something big, just give him something from the heart.
zoegirl:
want me to go shopping with you?
SnowAngel:
no, that’s ok
zoegirl:
you sure? i’d be happy to.
SnowAngel:
i’m sure.
    Mon, Feb 13, 4:46 PM E . S . T .
SnowAngel:
maddie, i’m a bad person!!!!
mad maddie:
why, what’d you do?
SnowAngel:
tomorrow’s valentine’s day, and logan has a “surprise” for me. but i have nothing for him!
mad maddie:
u need a ride to the