What a headline!â
âMarybeth is not crazy,â I said firmly. âShe might have been angry, but she isnât crazy. Sheâs an agricultural geneticistâÂa very serious one.â
âWe could have had a news event on our hands if I hadnât lost my head and wrestled her into the dirt.â
âYes, itâs too bad we lost out on a mass shooting.â
He laughed. âIâm having a bit of fun, and you know it. We were all lucky.â
I did my best to control my trembling hands. Maybe nobody had been hurt, but it had been a close call. Although it pained me to do it, I said, âLook, I appreciate what you did back there. It wasnât luck. If you hadnât stopped Marybeth, she might have missed her target and hit me instead.â
Gus threw me a grin. âDid I save your pretty neck, Nora?â
âYes, I think you did. And IâÂwell, thank you.â
He laughed. âI was hoping to see an old-Âfashioned American-Âgirl fight between Marybeth and Zephyr. Some hair pulling, at the very least. Sheâd been drinking, you know. I smelled it when we were rolling around in the dust together.â
âMarybeth does have a temper,â I said. I remembered how Gus had lingered on the ground with herâÂand how her arms seemed to find purchase on parts of his body that would normally be off-Âlimits. Maybe her temper wasnât the only hot part of MaryÂbeth.
âAnd what did she say about Swain walking funny?â Gus asked.
âI donât know what she meant.â
âThat story isnât over,â Gus predicted. âStarr might be starting a new life down on the farm, but he hasnât dealt with his first family properly yet, has he? What do you think? Money problems?â
âThereâs so much money in the family, itâs hard to imagine they need to fight over it. The Rattigans have hot dog money. And Swain made his own fortune.â
âSomething has them all stirred up,â Gus said with delight.
âYou mean besides Swain dumping his supportive wife after four children? For one of the most beautiful women in the world?â
Gus groaned. âIâll be bored to death if this story ends up being about jealous wives.â
Me, too, I thought.
I watched the passing scenery, thinking about what weâd just witnessed. âDid you hear the other thing Marybeth said? I get the impression Swain and Marybethâs brother have gone into a partnership to raise some unusual variety of pigâÂa pig that Marybeth bred. But something must have gone wrong.â
âToo bad she couldnât breed some of the pig out of her own son. What happened to Porky? He didnât stick around for the shooting.â
âStop calling him Porky,â I said. The pig jokes were an easy habit to fall into where the Rattigans were concerned. I fervently hoped I didnât slip again and call Porter by his awful nickname to his face. To Gus, I said, âMarybeth said something about wanting the breeding stock back.â
âBut the pig disappeared,â Gus said.
âThat seems to be Swainâs side of the story.â
âWhat do you think? Is he telling the truth?â
âWhy would he lie?â
Gus had a rollicking laugh. âDo you always assume people tell the truth?â
I sent him a frown.
âNothing insulting intended,â he assured me. âYouâll have to see what you can find out, thatâs all. Not about pigs. Who cares about livestock? Itâs Zephyr whoâs going to be the marketable headline in all this, youâll see.â
I pointed out the turn, and Gus pulled into the lane of Blackbird Farm. The once-Âaustere house sat back a considerable distance from the road. If you drove past fast enough, you still got the impression of baronial splendor. But our private lane curved around the grove of oak trees in the front, following the line