Mother and Baby Unit. Letâs see how her âendorphinsâ go down with the nonces.â
Edwina Phelpsâ hand halted in mid-air, post-pat. âThe Nonces?â
âPaedophiles and perverts,â stipulated a voice located somewhere behind a cigarette. âMost loathed people in prison. Segregated so the other inmates donât waste them.â
Dwina angrily workshopped a cup of coffee, rattling a spoon into a chipped enamel cup. âOver my dead body.â
Maddy thought that maybe she wouldnât enrol Dwina in Nice-aholics
just
yet.
âOh, well,â retorted Slynne. âEverything has its price.â
âNo corpse, no crime. The baby is missing.â Dwina replaced the spoon in a sugar bowl, encrusted with brown granulated balls. âNot dead.â
âYes,â said Slynne, craftily. âYouâre right. Much better that I send her into prison proper . . . where sheâll be beaten up as a âbeastâ.â
âHow can that happen when no one but the people in this room know about the missing child?â
âYou know how word travels in prison.â The Detective winked in the prison officerâs direction. She reciprocated with a cruel, collaborative grin. âEspecially when a woman has killed her baby . . .â
Dwina, savouring her Ph.D.âed smarts over the clueless detective, unclipped one earring and rubbed the lobe. (Maddy presumed sheâd attended a workshop for that also â Earring Management in Telephonic Situations: A Psychodynamic Approach.) âI donât believe sheâs hurt her baby. Sheâs hidden him with someone. Didnât you have a visitor yesterday?â
Detective Slynne opened his mouth to speak, but Dwina got in first, forcing him into a goldfish impersonation.
âMadeline, all that talk of adoption, it all felt so cold, didnât it? So clinical . . .â She squatted down in front of Maddy . âBut what I didnât explain is that there is another way.â
Slynne, ferociously drawing on his cancer stick, rocked from his toes to his heels and back again.
âWhat once took just one man, one woman, one bed and Ravelâs âBoleroâ has become, for many couples, a bureaucratic nightmare. There are ten million childless women in the âcivilizedâ world. And yet the number of babies offered for adoption is falling. Can you imagine the pain of couples longing for a stake in the next generation?â She retrieved a tissue from her sleeve and delicately blew her nose. âItâs heart-breaking.â
The Detective Sergeant, sighing tetchily, lit a new cigarette from the embers of the old. To him, psychology was nothing more than a guess with a goddamn degree.
âThe beauty of a
private
adoption is that you can choose the adoptive mother. I see the chance here of saving four lives. The hopeful coupleâs, Jackâs and above all,
yours
, Madeline. Iâm offering you a chance to
start again
. Just tell us where your baby is?â
All eyes were on Maddy, whose eyes were on her shirt in anticipation of the kettleâs cry.
âOtherwise every bleedinâ broom handle you see will have your name on it.â
âDetective!â Dwina fumed. âCentre yourself! Youâre pro
jecting
!â She impounded the police-officerâs cigarette and extinguished it. âA cigarette,â she lectured, âhas a fire on one end and a
fool
on the other.â
âYou donât understand,â Slynne whinged. âMs Smartass here likes a bit of a joke. Liked making an ass out of me in front of my coppers down the nick. How do you like it when the jokeâs at
your
expense?â
Maddyâs mouth was in gear before she knew she was driving. âHave you heard the one about the inmate who cut off the detectiveâs testicles and wore them as ear ornaments? Dwina could have a workshop. Earring Management â
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