for Sunday afternoon. Mr. Prezzioso and I have been invited to a tea.â
âWhat time does it start?â I asked.
âFour oâclock. I should think weâd be home by six or six-thirty.â
âOkay, Iâll be there.â
âThatâs wonderful, dear. Thank you. Iâll see you at four. Good-bye!â
I hung up the phone thoughtfully. The afternoon at the Prezziososâ could be pretty interesting.
On Sunday afternoon I rang the Prezziososâ doorbell promptly at 3:30. Jenny came flying to answer it. I could hear her calling hello and fiddling with the locks. After a few moments, she pulled it open â but the chain was still attached.
CRACK!
âJenny!â a voice exclaimed behind her. âDid you ask who was there before you opened the door?â
âNo, Mommy.â
âWell, what are you supposed to do when the doorbell rings?â
âSay, âWho is it?â â
âThen please do that.â The door closed. The locks slid back into place.
âMary Anne,â Mrs. Prezzioso called, âwould you mind ringing the bell again, please?â
I sighed.
Ding-dong.
âWho is it?â asked Jennyâs voice.
âItâs me, Mary Anne Spier.â
âAre you a stranger?â
âNo, Iâm your baby-sitter.â
âNow can I let her in, Mommy?â
âYes, sweetheart. That was very good.â
At last the door opened. I stepped inside and took off my coat. Both Mrs. P. and Jenny were all dressed up. Mrs. P. looked exactly as if she were off to a fancy tea. But Jenny seemed a bit overdressed for an afternoon of stories and games and fun. She was wearing a frilly white dress trimmed with yards of lavender lace and ribbon, matching lavender socks, and shiny black patent leather Mary Janes. Her hair had been curled, and was pulled back from either side of her face by barrettes from which long streamers flowed. Really, her mother ought to just pose her in a display case somewhere.
âHello, Mary Anne,â Mrs. P. greeted me.
âHi,â I replied. âHi, Jenny.â
Jenny looked wistfully at the blue jean skirt I was wearing. âI like your skirt, Mary Anne,â she said.
âNow, Jenny,â Mrs. P. said briskly, âitâs a very pretty skirt, Iâm sure, but not as pretty as my little angel in her brand-new dress!â She pulled Jenny to her and covered her with loud kisses. âWhoâs my little angel?â she asked.
Jennyâs face was smushed up against her motherâs arm. âMmmphh,â she said.
Mrs. P. tried again. âWhoâs my little angel?â
Jenny drew away from her. âI am, Mommy.â
âAnd what are you made of?â
âSugar ânâ spice ânâ all thatâs nice.â
Gag, gag. I remembered another nursery rhyme. That one went, âThere was a little girl who had a little curl, right in the middle of her forehead; when she was good, she was very, very good, and when she was bad she was horrid.â
âIsnât our angel pretty today?â Mrs. Prezzioso asked me.
Our
angel? âYes, she sure is,â I replied.
Jenny smiled sweetly.
âAll right, Iâm ready, Madeleine,â boomed a voice from the stairs. Mr. P. came thundering down from the second floor.
âOkay, angel, you be a good girl for your sitter. Will you promise me that?â He tossed Jenny in the air and she squealed with delight.
âOh, be careful!â cried Mrs. Prezzioso. âHer new dress ⦠and your new ascot. Nick, please.â
(Whatâs an ascot?)
Mr. P. returned Jenny safely to the ground. âWell, letâs go. Thanks for coming over, Mary Lou.â
âMary
Anne
,â Jenny corrected him.
Mrs. P. stood in front of her husband. She straightened his tie, adjusted his jacket, and arranged the handkerchief in his pocket so that it was absolutely straight and the monogram was perfectly
Pittacus Lore, James Frey, Jobie Hughes