Mr Penumbra's 24 Hour Bookstore by Robin Sloan Read Free Book Online

browser. But now my spider-sense is jammed.
    The customer is short but sturdy, in some thickening limbo of middle age. He’s wearing a slate-gray suit with a white button-down open at the collar. All of that would signal normality if it weren’t for his face: he has a ghostly pallor, a stubbly black beard, and eyes like dark pencil-points. Also, there’s a parcel under his arm, neatly wrapped in brown paper.
    His eyes go immediately to the short shelves up front, not the Waybacklist, so maybe he’s a normal customer. Maybe he’s coming from Booty’s next door. I ask, “Can I help you?”
    “What is all this? What is the meaning of this?” he sputters, glaring at the short shelves.
    “Yeah, I know it doesn’t look like much,” I say. In the next breath, I intend to point out a few of the surprising highlights of Penumbra’s tiny inventory, but he cuts me off:
    “Are you joking? Not much?” He throws his parcel down on the desk— whap —and stalks over to the SCIENCE FICTION AND FANTASY shelf. “What is this doing here?” He holds up Penumbra’s single copy of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy . “And this? Are you kidding me?” He holds up Stranger in a Strange Land .
    I’m not sure what to say, because I’m not sure what’s going on.
    He stalks back up to the front desk, still holding both books. He slaps them down on the wood. “Who are you, anyway?” His dark eyes are flashing, challenging.
    “I’m the guy who runs the store,” I say, as evenly as I can muster. “Do you want to buy those or what?”
    His nostrils flare. “You don’t run this store. You’re not even a novice.”
    Ouch. Sure, I’ve only been working here a little over a month, but still, there’s not much to it—
    “And you don’t have any idea who really does run this store, do you?” he continues. “Has Penumbra told you?”
    I’m silent. This is definitely not a normal customer.
    “No.” He sniffs. “I guess he hasn’t. Well, more than a year ago, we told your boss to get rid of this junk.” He taps the Hitchhiker’s Guide with each word for emphasis. The cuffs of his suit jacket are open at the last button. “And not for the first time.”
    “Listen, I really don’t know what you’re talking about.” I will remain calm. I will remain civil. “So, seriously, do you want to buy those?”
    He surprises me by digging a crumpled twenty-dollar bill out of his pants pocket. “Oh, absolutely,” he says, and tosses the money onto the desk. I hate it when people do that. “I want evidence of Penumbra’s disobedience.” Pause. His dark eyes glitter. “Your boss is in trouble.”
    What, for peddling science fiction? Why does this guy hate Douglas Adams so much?
    “And what’s that?” he says sharply, pointing to the MacBook. The model of the store is stretched across the screen, rotating slowly.
    “None of your business,” I say, tilting it away.
    “None of my business?” he sputters. “Do you even know— You don’t.” He rolls his eyes as if he is suffering through the worst customer service experience in the history of the universe. Then he shakes his head and composes himself. “Listen carefully. This is important.” He pushes the parcel across the desk with two fingers. It’s wide and flat and familiar. His eyes level on me and he says, “This place is a shit show, but I need to know I can trust you to give this to Penumbra. Put it in his hands. Don’t put it on a shelf. Don’t leave it for him. Put it in his hands.”
    “Okay,” I say. “Fine. No problem.”
    He nods. “Good. Thank you.” He scoops up his purchases and pushes the front door open. Then, on his way out, he turns. “And tell your boss that Corvina sends his regards.”
    *   *   *
    In the morning, Penumbra has barely made it through the front door before I am recounting what happened, saying it too fast and out of order, I mean, what was that guy’s problem, and who is Corvina, and what’s this package,