thanks, Father.â
A vein G had never noticed before popped out on Lord Dudleyâs forehead. âI am securing your happiness and thus ensuring your future and your own estate and a fortune for future generationsof Dudley men and you will get married and father a son or two or seven before you turn into a horse forever, is that understood ?â
G backed up a step, partly to avoid Lord Dudleyâs increasingly airborne spittle and partly because he did not know turning into a horse forever was even a possibility, although he had to admit the freedom of galloping far away and blending in with the wild horses of the Cornwall region sounded tempting when compared to impending nuptials. It wasnât like he wanted to spend the rest of his life alone. Marriage had its merits, he supposed. But what kind of husband could he make? His parentsâ own marriage had taught him that when there is no great love in the beginning, better acquaintance would only lead to more contempt.
Besides, what woman would marry him once she found out the truth?
âBut Fatherââ
âYouâre getting married, or Iâll have you gelded, so help me, I will,â Lord Dudley ground out.
âAnd what is the name of my dearly intended?â G asked.
This response seemed to calm Lord Dudley a degree. âLady Jane Grey.â
âLady Jane Grey?â G hoped he had heard his father wrong. He hadnât been present in court for several years now, but he knew of Jane. Her reputation preceded her.
The book girl.
âLady Jane Grey. Daughter of Lady Frances Brandon Grey. First cousin once removed to King Edward.â
Lady Gertrude leaned forward. âWhat do you think, my boy?â
G took a deep breath in and exhaled slowly. âIâm thinking lots of things. Like the fact that the ladyâs face has rarely been seen because itâs usually buried in a book.â
âYouâve never opposed the education of a lady before,â his mother said.
âAnd I am still not opposed to it. But what if she is merely using the Second Volume of the Political History of England to cover up some hideous malformation on her face?â
âGifford!â his father said.
Gâs mouth snapped shut at the sound of his given name.
âYour sharp wit will get you nowhere.â Lord Dudley flared his nostrils and exhaledâa move that nearly produced a windstorm. âMy boy. It sounds as if you are under the delusion that this match is merely a suggestion.â His lips disappeared into his beard, as they did when Lord Dudley was upset. âBelieve me when I tell you the negotiations behind this match have been arduous and delicate, and your romantic notions of lifelong bachelorhood will not be humored.â He stood and put his fists knuckle-down on the desk, the top of his head reaching the mouth of the stuffed bear carcass hanging on the wall, caught in mid-roar. âLet me repeat. YOU WILL MARRY THE LADY JANE GREY!â
His voice echoed off the walls. Nobody moved for fear of disturbing the beast further.
Lord Dudley unclenched his fists and walked over to G.âCongratulations on your upcoming nuptials, son. Iâm sure you will be very happy.â
âThank you, Father,â G said through clenched teeth. âOne last thing. Does Lady Jane know about . . . the equestrian situation?â G couldnât believe heâd resorted to using a phrase his father would use, as if the upcoming marriage had suddenly made him more ashamed of his curse.
Lord Dudley put his arm around his son, but it was only so he could escort him from the room.
âIt matters not,â he said, and closed the door in Gâs face.
It matters not. What was that supposed to mean? That she knew about it and it was of no concern to her? Or she didnât know, and it wouldnât matter just as long as she repeated her vows before sunup?
Billingsly met G near the side entrance of
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