Matt Fargo by Dirty Japanese: Everyday Slang From "What's Up?" to "F*%# Off!" Read Free Book Online

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    IPPATSU KAMASOU
    What is it, honey?
dōshita no dārin
    I’m feeling kinda horny.
etchi na kibun ni natchatta
    I want it now. I’m so horny.
ima hoshī. yokkyū ni natchauyō.
    For real? Here?
maji de? konna tokoro de?
    Yeah. Why not?
un. yoku nāai?
    Alright then, get ready for some alley head.
jā. tachi kunni shite yaru.
    Ah! This is so embarrassing!
kya! hazui.
    Damn, girl, you’re all about it, today, with this little G-string on. nanda. tībakku haitenjan,o mae sōtō yaru ki manman janē kā yo.

    These are my “strictly business” panties. I shaved down there.
shōbu shitagi nanōo. paipan shichatta no.
    You’re all smooth.
nanka tsuru tsuru

    Lick my clit! Ah! Right there!
kuri chan nametēe. a! soko soko!
    Your cunt is drenched.
omae no manman, mō chō gucho gucho dayo.
    Your cock. It’s so hard. I want to suck it for you.
ochin chin. nanka sugoku. bin bin shiteru. watashi ga namete ageru.
    I’m gonna stick my hot rod so deep into you.
motto oku made ore no atsui no wo irete ageru yō.
    God, I can’t take it anymore! Put it in!!! P—please!
mō damē gaman dekinaīi. naka ni irete. ho...hoshī
    Fuck. I’m about to come already.
yabai. ore, mō ikisō.
    What? Seriously? Premature ejaculation?
e? maji de? moshiya sōrō?
    I’m . . . I’m going to come! Where do you want it?
ore mō dechau yo. doko ni hoshī?
    I want to drink it.
gokkun shitai no.
    I’m gonna rope all over your face.
gasha shite yarū.
    Ah, it’s so hot. Yummmm!
ā atsui. oishī.
    Man, I love that dirty sex.
maji konna hentai purei tte chō kimochi ī.
    premature ejaculation
sōrō
    impotent
impo
    horny bastard
etchi
    sadist
sado
    masochist
mazo
    pervert
sukebe
    foot fetishist
ashi-fetchi

CHAPTER 6
    ANGRY JAPANESE
    MUKA MUKA NIHONGO

Enemies
    teki

    The old axiom holds true in any country: for every good soul there are two assholes driving slow in the passing lane. So I guess it makes sense that there are twice as many ways to describe personality flaws as there are to compliment somebody.
    Boss
buchō
    My boss is a total fucking asshole.
uchi no buchō wa maji mukatsuku

    Ex-boyfriend
motokare
    My ex-boyfriend was seriously evil.
atashi no motokare wa hontō ni
saiaku na yatsu datta
     
    Ex-girlfriend
motokano

    My ex-girlfriend was a slutty bitch.
ore no motokano wa shō mo nē yariman datta
    Stalker
sutōkā
    Seriously, I’ve got like three stalkers right now, and it’s
driving me nuts.
maji de sutōkā ga sannin mo ite sa komatteru no yo
     
    Sex predator
chikan
    A sex predator tried to feel me up on the subway.
chikatetsu de chikan ni atte,a tai no mune o sawarō to
shiteita no
     
    Cheapskate
kechi

    My old man is a stingy bastard.
uchi no oyaji wa dai no kechi da
    Lazy bitch
guzu
    My old lady is a lazy bitch who sits around watching daytime TV.
    ofukuro wa guzu de sa waidoshō bakkari miteyagaru
     
    Mother-in-law
giri no okāsan
    My mother-in-law is the devil.
giri no okāsan wa onibaba da
    Lawyer
bengoshi
    Lawyers kind of suck, don’t they?
bengoshi tte amari ī inshō nai yo ne
    Politician
seijika
    I wonder if Japanese politicians are as dirty as American ones?
    nihon no seijika wa amerika no seijika hodo kitanai no kashira

    Cops
satsu
    The cops keep picking on me because I’m a foreigner. gaijin dakara satsu ni ayashimarete bakkari da

Smacktalk
    waruguchi

    Oh my god, did you hear her Japanese slang? She sounded like a total tourist bitch! She must spend so much time on that skanky hairdo that she doesn’t have time to study up on her Japanese smacktalk. The polite little slut.
    He/she is such a liar.
aitsu wa usotsuki da
    He/she totally thinks he’s the shit.
aitsu wa chōshi ni notteiru yo ne
    He/she must think he/she is too cool for school. aitsu wa jibun no koto o mecha kakkō ī to omottendaro
    He/she is such an asshole.
aitsu wa kanji warui kara
    Oh my god, he/she is so creepy.
aitsu wa hontō ni kimoindakara
    He/she has been talking shit about me.
aitsu wa ore no warukuchi o